N E One Fuck Mom?

oh, puhleeze...

stop the unregistered probably not old enough and immature to post the how do i fuck family members, have affairs with older married women, other very immoral things most people wouldn't even THINK of...

go away.
 
Is it that time of the week already? You know, when the Unregistered guest asks for tips of fucking his mom/dad/cousin/sister/sheep/pig/cow or whatever he/she/it is interested in this time.:rolleyes:
 
Didn't we already have this dubious pleasure once this week?
 
Sorry but...

...I'm afraid that I must come clean here on Lit.

I think I know this unregistered user, and I think I may have done the nasty with his mother.

It was late, I was running low on gas and stopped by a station next to a trailer park. She pumped my gas, but then didn't have change for a $20. So we went out back where I laid the smackdown on her from behind and hit the road running.

She was three parts soda pop and six parts pit bull. Unfortunately, I'll never forget her or her pimple faced kid that was watching us through a dead bush. Next time you wanna spy on a pair, kid, pick a live bush to hide behind.
 
Re: Sorry but...

Dr. B Evil said:
...I'm afraid that I must come clean here on Lit.

I think I know this unregistered user, and I think I may have done the nasty with his mother.

It was late, I was running low on gas and stopped by a station next to a trailer park. She pumped my gas, but then didn't have change for a $20. So we went out back where I laid the smackdown on her from behind and hit the road running.

She was three parts soda pop and six parts pit bull. Unfortunately, I'll never forget her or her pimple faced kid that was watching us through a dead bush. Next time you wanna spy on a pair, kid, pick a live bush to hide behind.

LMFAO!!!
 
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