Mysteries of the Universe

[bluntforcemama]

Why does pizza taste better cold?

 

[alexandraaah]

Preferably for breakfast, but I have no idea why.

 

[phrodeau]

Pizza ingredients are spread out, apart from each other. Their flavors need extra time to commingle. By then, it's gone cold.

BTW, the secret to great pizza sauce is to cook it separately in a pan. If you mix it without cooking before spreading it on the dough, the spices won't combine.

 

[sexy-girl]

am i the only person in the universe that doesnt like pizza

 

[KillerMuffin]

sexy-girl, you're a freak!

I still adore you, but I think it would be best if we didn't tell anyone about your, your, well your freakiness. People just wouldn't understand.

 

[TWB]

Pizza ingredients are spread out, apart from each other. Their flavors need extra time to commingle. By then, it's gone cold.

BTW, the secret to great pizza sauce is to cook it separately in a pan. If you mix it without cooking before spreading it on the dough, the spices won't combine.

This is almost true. It really is a culinary big bang theory. Upon cooking the pizza is expanding and the flavor is spread out evenly throuout the pie. After cooling, the pizza universe begins to contract. Typically we never wait long enough for the bang to occur again. However, the flavor concentrates in the middle, that is, the pointy ends of the slice. When you bite that first, you get the rush of the contracting universe. After that, you just think the flavor is throuout the pie. Try eating cold pizza crust first. It will bum you out. (Until you get to the center.)

 

[SouthernBellea]

Another mystery.........

Why does the dentist NEVER ask you any questions until he's drilling on doing something to your teeth????




Southern Belle
xxxxxx

 

[tin_tinr]

heres a mystery for you
why does the bread always fall butter side
down when it falls on the floor?

 

[sexy-girl]

sexy-girl, you're a freak!

I still adore you, but I think it would be best if we didn't tell anyone about your, your, well your freakiness. People just wouldn't understand.

i think i have a few more hidden in the closet too i will keep those safe for now though


i do wish i liked pizza it looks so nice and well all those topping but i just cant no matter how hard i try

 

[bluntforcemama]

heres a mystery for you
why does the bread always fall butter side
down when it falls on the floor?

Because it's heavier on the buttered side, but if the two sides fell separately in a vacuum... well, that's another story.

 

[bluespoke]

am i the only person in the universe that doesnt like pizza

Thank you, thank you, thank you. I thought is was me who was the freak.

I can't stand pizza!

 

[sexy-girl]

blue i think we still are freaks ... but least we can be freaks together

 

[BamaBelle]

Rising from the exhaustive and wonderful bout of lovemaking, I look at the pile of sheets at the foot of the bed and smile.

Stumbling into the kitchen, I grab the pizza box and two beers.

As I come back into the bedroom, he smiles at me and seductively asks me...

Why does pizza taste better cold?

--Belle

 

[bluespoke]

blue i think we still are freaks ... but least we can be freaks together

Freaks of the world unite!

Makes a change from being a perv!

 

[nasty]

I like my pizza warm. But, I USED to like it better cold.



























BTW-You're a freak, sexy-girl.

 

[Shaq]

What are the 11 herbs and spices that Col Sanders uses?

 

[Private Vasquez]

KFC : Chicken :: MTV : Music

 

[Juspar Emvan]

NYC: Nature?

 

[InternationalFunboy]

heres a mystery for you
why does the bread always fall butter side
down when it falls on the floor?

Operating on the assumption that toast always lands butter side down and a cat always lands on it's feet, if one could somehow surgically attach the two and drop them from a reasonable height the cat/toast combination would hover a few feet above the ground physically unable to land. Surely you can see the possibilities are endless.

Using several modules of the"Cat/buttered toast Array" one could hover a people moving mass over water. With propulsion onboard we could create a transatlantic hoverail transport capable of amazing speed with little energy expenditure.

 

[Ishmael]

Preferably for breakfast, but I have no idea why.

Preferably with warm beer.

Ishmael

 

[amelia]

Using several modules of the"Cat/buttered toast Array" one could hover a people moving mass over water. With propulsion onboard we could create a transatlantic hoverail transport capable of amazing speed with little energy expenditure.

i wonder what an invention like this would be called...

 

[p_p_man]

Why does pizza taste better cold?

Because you're hungrier when you eat it.

NEXT!

 

[Wiggles]

Why is the other lane always faster?

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Because you don't notice it when it's not.





Why do they have brail numbers on drive up Automatic Banking Machines?

 

[Weird Harold]

Why do they have brail numbers on drive up Automatic Banking Machines?

Cause it's cheaper to only make button for ATM machines that have the Braille n them than making two differnt kinds of buttons.

How does one 12 Oz beer turn into one Quart of urine?