My writing is so hot.....

[lovecraft68]

That it can create life itself.

Don't believe me?

Check out the feedback I woke up to today.



by Anonymous05/24/13
Four organisms

Oh thanks I am single and I love incest (more importantly daddy daughter) this blew me away thanks!

That's right, not orgasms, but organisms, and 4 of them.

I've seen some typos and weird wording in comments before, but when I saw this I came close to spitting my coffee out.

Got me to thinking a lot of threads post and complain about excessively nasty comments, so maybe it would be fun to post funny or thr ridiculous"You're the best writer ever" remarks.

Anyone got any good ones?

 

[MSTarot]

Please
06/10/12 By: Anonymous
..edit the story to change tense to past.

Not so much a good comment but one that made me laugh my head off when it came in. The Anon here wants me to take a story that is about 6000 word + and reedit it to past tense.

The story is currently sitting with a 476 score.

I....don't think so.

 

[hornyrajni]

ummmm

i'm hotter than ur writing

 

[lovecraft68]

This is a classic one two punch amongst the comments. The first sort of reminds me of an LW remark its angry and acting as if this shit is real.


Crock
02/25/13 By: Anonymous
So Daddy goes to jail and ends up divorced - that's a given. Never join that Sorority because those girls have shown themselves to be true bitches and not "sister" worthy.
Of course they'll need a little revenge but they've shown themselves to be not to bright (did they spend some time in jail for their abuse?) so that will be easy. Otherwise this little tale was a waste of time.

Here is a short but sweet rejoinder

damn good read thanks
04/17/13 By: Anonymous
HEY Crook if you want real buy a bloody newspaper

What makes it funnier is the guy misspells "crock"

This is why I always leave my crappy remarks up, usually another fan will harass them for it.

 

[lovecraft68]

i'm hotter than ur writing

Even with the face blocked out, just your skin tone and hair tell me you are.

Further pics could prove it though.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Even with the face blocked out, just your skin tone and hair tell me you are.

Further pics could prove it though.

good call - pics, or stfu

 

[autoplot]

This one wasn't a "bad" comment per se, but it made me laugh because it seemed like the commenter brought so much of their own baggage into it.

Brad is in for a world of trouble. If Kristen can keep doing this he will be ground down. He said it himself, what she wants, she gets. There will be a time, when she will cross the line too far and all the sex in the world will not make it right. Trust me, I know from experience. And yes, I know this is fiction.

That being said, I enjoyed this story. Well written and erotic. I just could not give it a 5 with the thunderclouds in the future.

Liked it, thought it was good, but can't rate it high because in the future, this fictional couple will probably break up.

 

[Saxon_Hart]

I often wonder how many error filled comments come from some asshat using his cell phone to comment and not paying attention to the auto-correct. I had mine translate orgasm into organism in a text once.

 

[carlieplum]

Did you read the story?

I have a story in which the main character convinces herself she's not a cheating slut if she only takes it up the rear from other guys. Those are the ground rules of her encounters--front entrance is for boyfriend only.

Commenter writes: "Brilliant piece of work. The only thing I'd do differently is bring in some double penetration."

 

[lovecraft68]

I have a story in which the main character convinces herself she's not a cheating slut if she only takes it up the rear from other guys. Those are the ground rules of her encounters--front entrance is for boyfriend only.

Commenter writes: "Brilliant piece of work. The only thing I'd do differently is bring in some double penetration."

Understand that no matter what fantasy you provide they want more. You gave a reason why its only anal and they wanted the pussy too. Its not that they did not read it, they just don't get it.

Interesting because back in HS there was a girl who was going out with some guy, but loved to suck cock. she would blow all of us, but that was it.

Trust me it was enough.

 

[CarolinaPeach]

I am new and have had only one negative comment:

Rubbish
Don't write any more.

This comment has pleased me to no end. I am not sure why. Maybe because the person is such an incompetent troll... who on earth would possibly be hurt or upset about such a lame attack? It is pretty pathetic if you don't even succeed at being a good troll.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I am new and have had only one negative comment:

Rubbish
Don't write any more.

This comment has pleased me to no end. I am not sure why. Maybe because the person is such an incompetent troll... who on earth would possibly be hurt or upset about such a lame attack? It is pretty pathetic if you don't even succeed at being a good troll.

Prolly a comment from someone you know and admire. Lotsa treachery at LIT.

 

[CarolinaPeach]

Prolly a comment from someone you know and admire. Lotsa treachery at LIT.

It could be. Or it could be from one of the 18,231 other people who viewed my story.

The source doesn't really matter, it still tickles me.