P putzpotus Literotica Guru Joined Nov 19, 2015 Posts 2,885 Jan 1, 2016 #1 So I dragged the dishwasher up there.
P putzpotus Literotica Guru Joined Nov 19, 2015 Posts 2,885 Jan 1, 2016 #2 changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say; "Your password is incorrect!"
changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say; "Your password is incorrect!"
P putzpotus Literotica Guru Joined Nov 19, 2015 Posts 2,885 Jan 1, 2016 #3 My new diet is going brilliantly!! I haven't eaten all year....
P putzpotus Literotica Guru Joined Nov 19, 2015 Posts 2,885 Jan 1, 2016 #4 My New Year's resolutions are: 1. Stop making lists. B. Be more consistent. 7. Learn to count.
P putzpotus Literotica Guru Joined Nov 19, 2015 Posts 2,885 Jan 1, 2016 #5 My new years resolution is to stop using spray on deodorant! Roll on 2016
P putzpotus Literotica Guru Joined Nov 19, 2015 Posts 2,885 Jan 1, 2016 #6 I'm in a same-sex marriage... The sex is always the same.
P putzpotus Literotica Guru Joined Nov 19, 2015 Posts 2,885 Jan 1, 2016 #7 So I was getting into my car, & this guy says to me "Can you give me a lift?" "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it"
So I was getting into my car, & this guy says to me "Can you give me a lift?" "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it"
P putzpotus Literotica Guru Joined Nov 19, 2015 Posts 2,885 Jan 1, 2016 #8 My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him 'Don't be Sicily'
My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him 'Don't be Sicily'
P putzpotus Literotica Guru Joined Nov 19, 2015 Posts 2,885 Jan 1, 2016 #9 The jumper I got for Xmas kept picking up static electricity so I took it back to the shop & exchanged it for another one. Free of charge.
The jumper I got for Xmas kept picking up static electricity so I took it back to the shop & exchanged it for another one. Free of charge.
P putzpotus Literotica Guru Joined Nov 19, 2015 Posts 2,885 Jan 1, 2016 #10 The wife said she was feeling light-headed from a low iron level. To help her, I raised the ironing board to a more suitable height
The wife said she was feeling light-headed from a low iron level. To help her, I raised the ironing board to a more suitable height
P putzpotus Literotica Guru Joined Nov 19, 2015 Posts 2,885 Jan 1, 2016 #11 Last night I saw a fat guy chatting up a fat girl. She turned him down though. She was worried he was just trying to get into her Snickers
Last night I saw a fat guy chatting up a fat girl. She turned him down though. She was worried he was just trying to get into her Snickers
P putzpotus Literotica Guru Joined Nov 19, 2015 Posts 2,885 Jan 1, 2016 #12 What do Transvestites do for Christmas? Eat, Drink, and be Mary
P putzpotus Literotica Guru Joined Nov 19, 2015 Posts 2,885 Jan 1, 2016 #13 “Describe yourself in three words.” “Lazy.”
