My wife is a.................

How on Earth do you know that she is a MILTF?

Did your kid's friends hit on her?

Oh, wait... I see....


She is a mom, and you'd like to fuck her. Okay. Doh.
 
I know

A certain someone shared that with me. But actually she is a FIWF Just ask her what that means
 
My wife is more of a .....

BILTL

















Bitch I'd Like to Lose. I do know quite a few MILTF tho.
 
I'm still LMAO! I can't believe my kid said that about me to his friend! And then to top it off they called me Stifflers Mom! Oh God!:eek:
 
desert spike said:
mother I'd like to fuck



aaaaahhhh.....yeah...there are some hot mommies out there.......<nodding>......oh so fuckable ones......
 
LL I think you have..............

gone off the deep end..........You missed the obvious, Dear......
 
RE: LL.......

If ya keep it quiet *holding finger on lips* I'll tell ya.....PM me!
 
LL....

I played pool with my wife while out celebrating her birthday. She was slightly drunk so being te fair person I am .....I made several bets with her, (which she lost), did I take advantage......naw, I raped her on the bets.......it was fun. When she isn't drinking and playing pool, she can usually beat me, sometimes.

Don't get me wrong, she is definantly not a heavy drinker. She just cuts loose only a couple times a year.
 
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