My tits hurt

[April]

Can anyone help?

 

[Vilac]

<offering to massage them>
V~~~

 

[Dillinger]

God is this a perfect set up for a line or what?

Uh... want me to kiss them and make them better?

 

[April]

God is this a perfect set up for a line or what?

Of course it is. What do you take me for, a fool?

I make an excellent straight woman for a comedian.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Can anyone help?

yeah, whatever. Where were you when me and lavy were talking about our painfully swollen clitori? I just give and give and give. hmph!

 

[April]

I must have missed that Ms. Vixen. Why don't you run that by me again? Should I take notes or just film it?

Hell, who am I kidding? I just want someone to molest me.

 

[Dillinger]

Of course it is. What do you take me for, a fool?

I make an excellent straight woman for a comedian.

Oh babe - I hope I can do more than just make you laugh...

 

[sexy-girl]

Of course it is. What do you take me for, a fool?

I make an excellent straight woman for a comedian.

straight woman

 

[April]

Don't tempt me. I'm a seething mass of hormones.








Errm. I'm being good, I'm being good. Really, I am.

 

[Jedi_Outcast]

Can anyone help?

can I kiss the boo-boo?

 

[mritsme]

hmm i could lay you on your back and rub ice on them and then message them softly and kiss and suck on them

 

[Marxist]

http://www.bdsmweb.com/tittorture/bclsample.jpg

What exactly do you have to complain about?

 

[HeavyStick]

http://www.bdsmweb.com/tittorture/bclsample.jpg

What exactly do you have to complain about?

she's a wimp... where's the jumper cables at?

 

[LukkyKnight]

Re: Re: My tits hurt

yeah, whatever. Where were you when me and lavy were talking about our painfully swollen clitori? I just give and give and give. hmph!

I don't know that the treatment is the same for these two conditions, but I'm prepared to participate fully in determining what's most efficacious.

 

[#1tankcomander]

Humm Tits hurt......Well either you're breast feeding or it's PMS or maybe, just remotely maybe YOU'R EXTREMELY HORNY!







Well which is it?

 

[Sillyman]

So do mine. Or at least the right one.

 

[LukkyKnight]

That's just silly.