My TITS are So Big that...

[alexandraaah]

I once breast fed a third world country.

your turn.

 

[TN_Vixen]

that when I was swimming in the ocean, I provided rafts for 3 Cuban family refuges.

 

[roxie]

They enter my workplace before my feet do....from 10 miles down the road

 

[perks]

they are balloons in the Macy's Thankgiving Day Parade.

 

[TWB]

With lips like that, alexandraaah you don't need tits.



Oooh.

 

[Laurel]

Mine are SOOO huge

that I have to keep 99.9999999% of their mass in another dimension, else I might scare people.

 

[MissTaken]

When I run, I get black eyes.





AS I age, I am convinced I will have rug burns by the time I am 50.

 

[alexandraaah]

when I run, you get black eyes.

 

[perks]

so big that...

all the guys on my dick is so big thread come to me for tittyfucks.

 

[seXieleXie]

my breasts are so big the sun orbits them

 

[LukkyKnight]

AS I age, I am convinced I will have rug burns by the time I am 50.

Ouch.

 

[badasschick]

I put Dow Corning out of business

 

[alexandraaah]

My tits are so big that...

I have special attachments so I can tittie fuck four men at once.

 

[alexandraaah]

...and no, you can't see them.

 

[perks]

so big that they're the vertical limit in the ecochallenge

 

[Mellon Collie]

Re: Mine are SOOO huge

that I have to keep 99.9999999% of their mass in another dimension, else I might scare people.

Heh, me too!

 

[CarolineOh]

When I step on the brakes, everyone thinks my air bags went off.

 

[DartmouthCouple]

My tits are so big that they each have their own fanclub

 

[JennyOmanHill]

My tits are so big...

I need a crane to lift them into a bra.

 

[CarolineOh]

My tits are so big George Lucas rented them out to show the new Star Wars trailer on.

 

[BlondGirl]

My tits are so big that if I try to lay on my stomach, I am really still standing up but just leaning forward a bit and resting against my tits.


My tits are so big that I can only wear mumus and slip-on sandals.

My tits are so big that I can't reach my keyboard--instead, I use dicta-program.

My tits are so big that I once lost the portable phone under one.

My tits are so big that my cat can lay on top of them. While I am standing up.

 

[roxie]

My tits are so big, I had to set the timer on the camera because I needed both hands to move them up to the camera's lense!

 

[glamorilla]

My tits are so big they Apollo 13 made an emergency landing on them.

 

[alexandraaah]

My tits are so big that...

I felt the need to temporarily change my av.

 

[glamorilla]

My tits are so big they're being used as anti nuclear warheads.