My thread of Love for happy couples on V-Day

[Vilac]

FUCK YOU!

You make us single people with no significant others sick!

Just the mere fact that you bothered to look in here means that you're "happy" with someone. Just that mere fact alone makes me (and everyone who thinks like I do) detest you all the more on this fake holiday of hearts and flowers.

May your candy be stale....the diamond turn out to be CZ....and may the delivery boy with the dozen roses you sent be mugged at your corner before he hits the door.

Bahhhhhhhh. V-Day.



V~

 

[Guest]

AHAHAHAHA

Someone once told me that angry bitter men make girls squishy.

 

[Gilly Bean]

If I show you my ta-ta's, will you fuck me?

 

[Vilac]

AHAHAHAHA

Someone once told me that angry bitter men make girls squishy.

Only if they have heavy boots on. It makes the stomping on them more effective.



Oh, and Gilly? No way. You'll have to pursuade me a little better.
heh

V~

 

[Pixie]

Well to you too...

If I was with him, instead of in an other country....
But I'm not.... V-day sucks, bites and blows!!

Oh and V... I you too

 

[Vilac]

I've got to go pretend to work for a couple of hours...but don't you worry...I'll be back to berate you "happy" people again in awhile.

Just keep lining up. There's bitterness and bile for all of ya.

heh



V~

 

[Gilly Bean]

Only if they have heavy boots on. It makes the stomping on them more effective.



Oh, and Gilly? No way. You'll have to pursuade me a little better.
heh

V~

Oh, all right, how bout my cookies AND ta-ta's?

 

[Vilac]

Oh, all right, how bout my cookies AND ta-ta's?

You're getting warmer. It'll depend on what kind of "cookies".....chocolate chip? Oatmeal raisin? heh

BTW...I like that av. I was going to tell you so earlier.

It's not the first time you've had a little "Ebony" stuck up your asscheeks, is it?

V~

 

[~Dream~]

yeah you are just fuckin jealous..get over it

 

[celiaKitten]

Hey - I offered soup and laughter and got turned down flat, so to you.

 

[Vilac]

Hey - I offered soup and laughter and got turned down flat, so to you.

If you'd of offered Oral and a cake, I'd of considered it. heh

Besides...I'm going out with Ron. Ron Bacardi, that is. <g>
V~

 

[Vilac]

yeah you are just fuckin jealous..get over it

lol..yep. That's it! How clever of you!! You've condensed my entire thought process and post down to three words:

"I'm fucking jealous".

How blind could I have been? That's right...I'm jealous.

Please disregard my entire thread. It turns out that I'm suffering from nothing more than pangs of jealousy.

I see the light.

Thank you!
V~

 

[ithaqua]

I plan to celebrate Valentines Day with meaningless sex, and cold pizza.

I will let all you happy couples fight with eachother for a parking place!

 

[Gilly Bean]

You're getting warmer. It'll depend on what kind of "cookies".....chocolate chip? Oatmeal raisin? heh

BTW...I like that av. I was going to tell you so earlier.

It's not the first time you've had a little "Ebony" stuck up your asscheeks, is it?

V~

The cookies are all sugar, nice and sweet, with a touch of honey.

And well, no, it might not be the first time I've had some ole ebony n ivory up my arse.

 

[Vilac]

And well, no, it might not be the first time I've had some ole ebony n ivory up my arse.

< singing>

"Ebony and Ivory.....
..slipping in and out of Gilly's heiny.......
...side by side on my piano keyboard.....oh Lord.....
.....why don't she......."

 

[Gilly Bean]

< singing>

"Ebony and Ivory.....
..slipping in and out of Gilly's heiny.......
...side by side on my piano keyboard.....oh Lord.....
.....why don't she......."

You are so naughty, V!