My TESTICLES are so big . . .

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

that they are worn down to half thier size from rug burn dragging on the floor.

 

[AzureAngel]

They're the worlds first organic wrecking balls - 12 skyscrapers and counting.

 

[marksgirl]

Here we go again, hope this one brings as many laughs as the dick on has! I'm a girl but boy I still think I got a pair.

 

[Phoenyx]

My testcle are so big..


Your living on one and the other is the moon

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

I have to walk bowlegged so that I don't kick myself where it hurts.

 

[Phoenyx]

I have to walk bowlegged so that I don't kick myself where it hurts.

I will kick you there then.


My testicle so big the are used as womens beach balls

 

[Liontamr]

My balls are so big.. They were both considered to be dropped in Times Square on new years eve.

 

[angel's pet]

My balls are so big...

you think they're yours

 

[Toxico]

My balls are so big...

...that the U.S. women's volleyball team put me on the ban list for attendance at the Summer Olympic Games in 2004. Seems that confusion isn't conducive to winning gold...

 

[unclej]

my balls are so big that last summer an armadillo, a jackrabbit, a small, friendly rattlesnake and two mockingbirds used them for shade to get out of the mid-day sun...

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

My TESTICLES are are so big . . .

That when NASA discovered them they thought the moon broke in half and fell to earth.

 

[windsandstarz]

Re: My TESTICLES are are so big . . .

That their combined gravitational influence has caused them to implode and create a black hole. Look!