My son, the gigolo!

[Lucky Girl]

Alright, I just had to share this with y'all!

This morning, my s/o took our 9 yo son to school. On the way to school, he told his dad that he forgot to take something for his morning snack. Dad stopped at the gas station and sent the boy in with $2 to get something for a snack. He goes in and comes back out with a Super Slim Jim and a thing of Bubble Tape. Dad asks him how much it was, knowing that the 2 items cost more than $2. Our son told him that the total was $2.30. And he stated, very matter of factly, "You know Dad, if you're nice to older women, they'll buy you stuff."

 

[intruderrider3]

He's right

 

[vr2020]

Alright, I just had to share this with y'all!

This morning, my s/o took our 9 yo son to school. On the way to school, he told his dad that he forgot to take something for his morning snack. Dad stopped at the gas station and sent the boy in with $2 to get something for a snack. He goes in and comes back out with a Super Slim Jim and a thing of Bubble Tape. Dad asks him how much it was, knowing that the 2 items cost more than $2. Our son told him that the total was $2.30. And he stated, very matter of factly, "You know Dad, if you're nice to older women, they'll buy you stuff."

LOL

Kids are learning it young these days it would seem

Hmmmm, i wonder where he learned it from?

 

[Lucky Girl]

He's right

I know! But he's only 9!!!! And the way he said it leads me to believe that he has known this fact for quite some time...how long has my son been a gigolo?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

[pink]

NOW that is funny stuff.

 

[Lucky Girl]

NOW that is funny stuff.

I'd have to agree - if only it weren't MY kid!

 

[vr2020]

I'd have to agree - if only it weren't MY kid!

Hehe, that's why the rest of us can laugh, bacause it's not our kid

 

[Lucky Girl]

Hehe, that's why the rest of us can laugh, bacause it's not our kid

I guess you're right it IS a little funny, but in a troublesome sort of way...how many times has he done this, I wonder...

 

[vr2020]

I guess you're right it IS a little funny, but in a troublesome sort of way...how many times has he done this, I wonder...

When you really need to start to worry is when he hits puberty. Like that thing with the 24yo teacher in florida.

 

[pink]

I'd have to agree - if only it weren't MY kid!

i know sweetie, but you have forgotten that he is a man, however little.

 

[Lucky Girl]

i know sweetie, but you have forgotten that he is a man, however little.

Yeah, I know...Kinda makes me proud, though...He is my oldest and I admit, I've sheltered the boy. He is rather naive and doesn't have much in the way of "street smarts". This kinda makes me feel better, in the fact that he's not as much of a mama's boy as I thought.

 

[PtyLips]

I heard that they start young nowadays...I wasn't aware it to be that young *g*

 

[BlackWolf65]

Alright, I just had to share this with y'all!

This morning, my s/o took our 9 yo son to school. On the way to school, he told his dad that he forgot to take something for his morning snack. Dad stopped at the gas station and sent the boy in with $2 to get something for a snack. He goes in and comes back out with a Super Slim Jim and a thing of Bubble Tape. Dad asks him how much it was, knowing that the 2 items cost more than $2. Our son told him that the total was $2.30. And he stated, very matter of factly, "You know Dad, if you're nice to older women, they'll buy you stuff."

Oh, my... Smart little guy, isn't he? You have to admire him, or at least, those of here who are men do.

But I have to wonder: Just where did he learn this kind of behavior??

Hmmmmm???

 

[BlackWolf65]

I heard that they start young nowadays...I wasn't aware it to be that young *g*

You know, this is the first time I've actually ready your sig. Now *that* is something that I'd pay to see...

 

[BlackWolf65]

i know sweetie, but you have forgotten that he is a man, however little.

And you love us, and you damned well know it, too!!

 

[BlackWolf65]

Alright, I just had to share this with y'all!

This morning, my s/o took our 9 yo son to school. On the way to school, he told his dad that he forgot to take something for his morning snack. Dad stopped at the gas station and sent the boy in with $2 to get something for a snack. He goes in and comes back out with a Super Slim Jim and a thing of Bubble Tape. Dad asks him how much it was, knowing that the 2 items cost more than $2. Our son told him that the total was $2.30. And he stated, very matter of factly, "You know Dad, if you're nice to older women, they'll buy you stuff."

I keep rereading this. And I keep laughing more each time. This really is some funny shit...!!

I have to tell you, if my son said something like that, after already having proven the truth of the fact, I'd be walking around going, "Yep! ~Proud Sigh~ That's my boy! Regular chip off the old block, ain't he??"

 

[PtyLips]

You know, this is the first time I've actually ready your sig. Now *that* is something that I'd pay to see...

I bet you would ... but don't blink...10 seconds can be really quick!

 

[vr2020]

I bet you would ... but don't blink...10 seconds can be really quick!

LOL, it can also be an eternity when you are waiting for the end result

 

[BlackWolf65]

I bet you would ... but don't blink...10 seconds can be really quick!

It would be an eternity...

 

[PtyLips]

LOL, it can also be an eternity when you are waiting for the end result

But isn't the process most of the fun

 

[ObsidianRose]

Alright, I just had to share this with y'all!

This morning, my s/o took our 9 yo son to school. On the way to school, he told his dad that he forgot to take something for his morning snack. Dad stopped at the gas station and sent the boy in with $2 to get something for a snack. He goes in and comes back out with a Super Slim Jim and a thing of Bubble Tape. Dad asks him how much it was, knowing that the 2 items cost more than $2. Our son told him that the total was $2.30. And he stated, very matter of factly, "You know Dad, if you're nice to older women, they'll buy you stuff."

Ha!!! Out of the mouths of babes.

 

[BlackWolf65]

Ha!!! Out of the mouths of babes.

So tell me... If the guy is older, and the girl is younger...

Nevermind...

What WAS I thinking???

~~Kicks own ass...~~

Moron....

 

[Lucky Girl]

So tell me... If the guy is older, and the girl is younger...

Nevermind...

What WAS I thinking???

~~Kicks own ass...~~

Moron....

WTF

 

[BlackWolf65]

WTF

You don't want to know, trust me...

 

[Lucky Girl]

You don't want to know, trust me...

Prolly not...mmmm, beer.