My snowblower is better than any old edger.

TWB

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I love my Toro snow blower. Ginny thinks her edger is a rush, HA! My blower is a little out of tune, and after the choke is released, it vibrates like mad. I like to start in the middle of my drive, bussing away, leaving the chute off to the right, and go in a bigger and bigger circle till the back part of my drive is done.

By now the blower is hot and cruising at it's peak performance. Long spurts of snow spray from its shute, sometimes spraying me in the face as the wind picks it up. By this time I am cruising down the middle of my drive to the street, taking another strip out from that middle one until I reach the edge of my drive on each side.

I love thrusting it into deep snow and watching the spurts of white shoot out the side chute. If the snow is getting really deep, I get into a rocking motion, pushing it in, watching the spurt, hearing the engine grind under the weight of the load, pulling back, letting the engine pick up steam again, and thrusting it in all over again.

Sometimes I have to push with the front of my hips against the handle, the engine's vibrations, under strain and load, electrically shaking my being.

I do all the sidewalks, too. Too many people just thing people should walk in the street after a deep snow. I even do a path over my front lawn where the mailman walks. I am popular with the mailman.

Anyway, it is a better rush than any ol' edger with a dinky little engine. Even a gas one.
 
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<firing up ol' greenie>

en garde!


how dare you.....<clank, clank>.....belittle my snazzy edger.....<clank, clank>......i'll show you, buster......<edger blade sawing measley snow blower in half>.....ha!....haaaa!.....take that you naked-bottomed snowboy!
 
I love your edger, it just is not the same as the full thrust of a machine shooting out thousands of pounds of white stuff.

:)
 
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Go ahead, put that lil ol edger in my mouth.

(El Toro looks like it is gonna shoot some white stuff up my butt).:)
 
TWB said:
El Toro looks like he is gonna shoot some white stuff up my butt.

watching a bull ejaculate in your ass would be kinda fun.....<nodding>.......you can never have too much white stuff shot up your butt is what i always say.....
 
You don't live in a big snowbelt do you TWB?

With snowblowers, size matters.
 

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speaking of vroommmm, Theodore....

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i had major fun yesterday with my handy dandy B&D hedger.....omg....talk fastttt....i was zipping along....justa whacking stuff.....my horticulturist friend would have died....but i really just did shrub type stuff with my vroomer....i used my hand pruners on tha pretty stuff.....it was gorgeous here yesterday....lil bit of chill in the air....sunny skies....the lil miracle and i edged and hedged and pruned until we were pooped....and i'm way ahead now on my spring prep....yay!

you know what i did do though?....i cut my rubbing finger....yep....my beloved rubbing finger has a deep cut along the first digit joint thingy....on the side....i have a masturbation date tonight...i'm hoping a lil neosporin and 4 advil will keep it from interferring with my big O..... might have to break out the lil buzzer....<nodding>.....it sucks when yardwork affects your masturbatory habits.....;)
 
Never had any complaints about my immersion blender

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Just love sticking that big thing in there and whipping up a mess o' hot liquid into a froth.
 
This might be more quirk than even I can handle. Battlebots is just taking it too far. I hate that fucking show.
 
Hamletmaschine said:
Just love sticking that big thing in there and whipping up a mess o' hot liquid into a froth.

now that lil gadget could really fuck up a hot lil butthole......for good.....<nodding>
 
Bet my old snowblower is more fun than Lance's new well tuned one. . . :p
 
Ginny said:
now that lil gadget could really fuck up a hot lil butthole......for good.....<nodding>

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I rigged mine to do tricks. Ginny's gonna love her new present.
 
Re: speaking of vroommmm, Theodore....

Ginny said:
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i had major fun yesterday with my handy dandy B&D hedger.....omg....talk fastttt....i was zipping along....justa whacking stuff.....my horticulturist friend would have died....but i really just did shrub type stuff with my vroomer....i used my hand pruners on tha pretty stuff.....it was gorgeous here yesterday....lil bit of chill in the air....sunny skies....the lil miracle and i edged and hedged and pruned until we were pooped....and i'm way ahead now on my spring prep....yay!

you know what i did do though?....i cut my rubbing finger....yep....my beloved rubbing finger has a deep cut along the first digit joint thingy....on the side....i have a masturbation date tonight...i'm hoping a lil neosporin and 4 advil will keep it from interferring with my big O..... might have to break out the lil buzzer....<nodding>.....it sucks when yardwork affects your masturbatory habits.....;)

Cover that cut with some transderm bandage and then cover it with a finger condoms for those little injuries:
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Re: Re: speaking of vroommmm, Theodore....

ksmybuttons said:
Cover that cut with some transderm bandage and then cover it with a finger condoms for those little injuries:
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How do you apply that?

Could I dip my penis in it instead of using a condom?
 
Re: Re: Re: speaking of vroommmm, Theodore....

TWB said:
How do you apply that?

Could I dip my penis in it instead of using a condom?

The transderm is under the finger condom, silly. :) Transderm protects the wound and helps it to heal while you can see whatever is going on underneath it. It's kind of like medical Saran Wrap. You buy it in the bandage section of your fav pharmacy.
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: speaking of vroommmm, Theodore....

ksmybuttons said:
The transderm is under the finger condom, silly. :) Transderm protects the wound and helps it to heal while you can see whatever is going on underneath it. It's kind of like medical Saran Wrap. You buy it in the bandage section of your fav pharmacy.

I see invention potential in the cock-dip condom market. :D
 
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