My Secret Erotica Plotlines...

MorganHawke

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Writing Erotica Vs. A Story with Sex in it.


One of the biggest fights back and forth across the many writer's lists involves: What Is EROTICA? Too many people seem to think that any story with Sex in it is Erotica. This is FAR from the Truth.

The answer is simple: A story where the plot revolves around the sexual act.

Bruno Bettleheim on Erotica:
- "If you can take the Sex out of an erotic story and still have a story - then it's not erotica."


This definition however, never seemed enough for anybody, so I broke it down to bite-sized chewable pieces.

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My Secret Erotica Plotlines...

- In Erotica the basic plot is always the same:
"They want to have sex - and they'll do anything to have it!"

However - there are many variations:

Romantic Erotica: "If I fuck him will he love me forever?"
Glam Erotica: "He was rich... She was famous - they were fucking."
Mystery Erotica: "Oh my god! I've been fucked!"
Crime Erotica: "She never caught me fucking her!"
Suspense Erotica: "Am I going to be fucked?"
Humor / Satire Erotica: "You call that fucking?"
Sci-Fi Erotica : "He fucked where no one has fucked before!"
Horror Erotica: "Oh my God! It's fucking me!"
Fantasy Erotica: "They fucked - and it was Magical!"
Paranormal erotica: "What the hell am I fucking?"

Literary Erotica: "They came together in a glorious explosion of glittering climax. The roses painted on the battered wallpaper of their silent room watched them in the approaching twilight, a reminder of how fragile pleasure is..."

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Morgan Hawke
Monster? I get that a lot..." - Alucard of Hellsing
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Author's Page: http://www.literotica.com/stories/m...age.php?uid=814
 
Did you forget:

Adventure Erotica: "If I don't catch her and fuck her, I'm fucked!"

:rolleyes:
 
Forbidden Fruit Erotica: I fucked a [relative/teacher/nun/etc]...holy cow!
 
Film Noir Erotica: She was a leggy dame, you know the kind. Someone the nuns would say knew more than her prayers. She knew a lot more. If my desk could talk, it would tell you. But I won't. I may be a cad, but I'm still a gentleman, and gentleman don't kiss and tell.

with credits to Cookie
 
Tentacle Porn Erotica: "Get that fucking tentacle out of my ear! I know I've run out of holes, but that's just fucking ridiculous."
 
Here's another one.

Exhibitionistic Erotica: Look everybody, I'm fucking.
 
wornoutkeyboard said:
Self help erotica: I'm being fucked, but is it making me a better person?

Just got to say: that made me laugh. :D


Lou

P.S. Gay Male Erotica: "Oooh, fuck me, you bitch!"
 
More lame attempts...

Juvenile Erotica: "They said 'fuck'. Hur hur hur..."
Gangsta Erotica: "F-U to tha C-K!"
Existensial Erotica: "I fuck, therefore I am."
 
Rumple Foreskin said:
SELF-HELP EROTICA

The in's and out's of fucking yourself. Are you coming or going?

RF

I demand my share of the royalties.

~WOK (Needing to borrow a little bit of Ice's existential ertoica)
 
I can say this, but if you don't know why I won't tell you.

Perdita

Wetback erotica: Fuck mi, fuck ju.
 
Christian Fundamentalist Erotica: The Lord has given me the power to pro-create and I praise him! Now, fuck me!

Lou

P.S. Watch out, here comes The Cleaning Lady :rolleyes:
 
Shakespearean erotica:

Hamlet: Methinks the lady doth fuck too much.

Ophelia: Fuck off you indecisive twat.
 
Oops - I forgot an Obvious one...

Fetish Erotica: "Mmmm-mmm fuck! Mmm-mmmm!" (Ball gag.)
 
ROFL this was great!!! you guys are all too funny!!!!

I would love to contribute, but I fear it would pale against all of these :)

MORE!!!! this is completely cool!!!
 
perdita said:
Literotica erotica: Fuck me, cumbutton; I just got 1-ed.

Man.... I just got done going for my bike ride and that one made me laugh so hard I got a stitch in my side.

~WOK - still shaking her head at "cumbutton"
 
Reparations fuck: You screwed me over and denied me of my rightful fuck and now I demand to be fucked. You owe me
 
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