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scheherazade_79

scheherazade_79

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I grew one last night in my dreams.

It started off as a crease on my arm that I thought was from sleeping awkwardly, then it turned into a proper vagina.

Because of its position I was able to play with it all day, especially when I was wearing a long-sleeved shirt and no one could see what I was doing.

I didn't dream long enough to figure out whether it got periods or not, but the sex was awesome - especially when my two vaginas got together and indulged in some frottage.

I remember wondering whether or not I'd bother looking for a girlfriend again, when I could just roll my sleeve up and fuck my own arm...

Very strange.

:cool:
 
Dreams of Polina

:eek:
scheherazade_79 said:
I grew one last night in my dreams.

It started off as a crease on my arm that I thought was from sleeping awkwardly, then it turned into a proper vagina.

Because of its position I was able to play with it all day, especially when I was wearing a long-sleeved shirt and no one could see what I was doing.

I didn't dream long enough to figure out whether it got periods or not, but the sex was awesome - especially when my two vaginas got together and indulged in some frottage.

I remember wondering whether or not I'd bother looking for a girlfriend again, when I could just roll my sleeve up and fuck my own arm...

Very strange.
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I guess having periods would make giving blood a snap....

Did I say that???? :eek: :eek: :eek:

Thank God it's Your Dream and so this post is your fault...

Dream on.... Next up? Arm wrestling!!

-KC
 
I was just wandering through before I crash, and I have to agree with Dino.

If only I could be so lucky as to have such a dream.;)
 
keeblercrumb said:
:eek:

I guess having periods would make giving blood a snap....

Did I say that???? :eek: :eek: :eek:

Thank God it's Your Dream and so this post is your fault...

Dream on.... Next up? Arm wrestling!!

-KC
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I'm wondering if the NHS would pay for my Tampax if I had two vaginas to plug....
 
Pantomime_Muse said:
I was just wandering through before I crash, and I have to agree with Dino.

If only I could be so lucky as to have such a dream.;)
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Trouble is, you never appreciate a dream when it's actually happening. You can have something bizarre happen - like you win the lottery - but in your dream it's just a matter of course, and you don't get excited over it.

Dreams are odd....
 
scheherazade_79 said:
I grew one last night in my dreams.

It started off as a crease on my arm that I thought was from sleeping awkwardly, then it turned into a proper vagina.

Because of its position I was able to play with it all day, especially when I was wearing a long-sleeved shirt and no one could see what I was doing.

I didn't dream long enough to figure out whether it got periods or not, but the sex was awesome - especially when my two vaginas got together and indulged in some frottage.

I remember wondering whether or not I'd bother looking for a girlfriend again, when I could just roll my sleeve up and fuck my own arm...

Very strange.

:cool:
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I've heard of someone being "as happy as a dog with two dicks," now I'm wondering how happy a Zade with two pussies might be. :D
 
With a vagina on your arm, you could do the Vagina Monologues in two languages simultaneously. I'd pay to see that.
 
All I ever dream about is playing pool in a crowded bar with a naked woman. She usually wins.
 
scheherazade_79 said:
I grew one last night in my dreams.

It started off as a crease on my arm that I thought was from sleeping awkwardly, then it turned into a proper vagina.

Because of its position I was able to play with it all day, especially when I was wearing a long-sleeved shirt and no one could see what I was doing.

I didn't dream long enough to figure out whether it got periods or not, but the sex was awesome - especially when my two vaginas got together and indulged in some frottage.

I remember wondering whether or not I'd bother looking for a girlfriend again, when I could just roll my sleeve up and fuck my own arm...

Very strange.

:cool:
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You are one of a kind, woman. Even your dreams are uniquely Zade.
 
My dreams are way weirder than the ones that most of my friends have; thanks for allowing me to feel pedestrian for a moment. :)

Personally, I've always thought it would be fun to be a hermaphrodite. I mean, I'm already a bisexual switch, so wanting everything is already my modus operandi. :) Having a cunt is too much fun to give up, but I wouldn't mind having a penis, too. Well, except for the social implications ... or maybe, given the sort of people I tend to hang out with, it would just make me more popular. :)

In any case, try to dream of having one of each tonight and let me know how it goes. :)
 
Hmmm - speaking of second vaginas, I just happened to be watching the synchronized diving when I saw this thread for the first time.
 
scheherazade_79 said:
I'm wondering if the NHS would pay for my Tampax if I had two vaginas to plug....
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You wouldn't need the NHS, love, you'd have universities and teaching hospitals (not to mention brothels) queuing up to pay your bills!

:kiss:
 
And I thought my dream about being the Christmas angel on the top of the tree was unique. Damn. I'm boring.
 
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