My Russian neighbour grows strawberries

[PlumForgot]

My elderly Russian neighbour is a gardening enthuiast who grows passionfruits and strawberries in his backyard. I routinely sneak into his yard to steal his strawberries, which taste like ash. I've recently been having intrusive thoughts about slipping through his unlocked back door and stealing his clothes so i can wear them.
Who wants to write a story about what my Russian neighbour would do to me if he found me casually walking down the street in his clothes?

 

[snooper]

... Who wants to write a story about what my Russian neighbour would do to me if he found me casually walking down the street in his clothes?

Everybody? Well, most of us.

 

[02viperacr]

I dont know , but the whole thing sounds very very Funny!


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