My Russian Kindle Arrived

[NOIRTRASH]

My old Kindle died. Amazon then offered a new one for $50 and I jumped on it.

It came today.

The font is Russian.

I get hold of Amazon.

NO PROBLEMO MISTER J, GO TO THE INSTRUCTION SITE. Its all in Russian. The directions the ads my books its all in Russian! They led me thru the Russian directions and the ads are now in English.

Whoa! The screen changed to YOUR KINDLE SOFTWARE IS UPDATING! Its in English.

 

[AllyRose]

My book hasn't died yet.

 

[Fata Morgana]

My book hasn't died yet.

One of my hardbacks has a sore spine.

 

[AllyRose]

One of my hardbacks has a sore spine.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/FApBlsihfKY/hqdefault.jpg

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was.

 

[removed9556]

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Okay.



I had a good laugh...

 

[AllyRose]

Russian Kindle =/ Bride

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUNlNSpAdOE

 

[thør]

In Russia, you read the book to the Kindle.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

In Russia, you read the book to the Kindle.

Oh *snap*


That was fucking clever!


:mad props:


Kindling you dummies!

 

[Aphro]

From now on, I will call you Sergei.

 

[thør]

Oh *snap*


That was fucking clever!


:mad props:


Kindling you dummies!

Of course.

That's so that THEY (whoever THEY are, today) hear what you want them to hear.

Otherwise, you only talk in low tones walking arm in arm on the street.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VlBuJmgowc