my rant...

[crystalizedjoy]

this is my rant.. feel free to ignore if you wish..


I wish I knew what my boss's problem was. I'd like to take a twelve inch robber cock, wrapped with barbed wire and embedded with shards of glass, and shove it so far up his ass, it'll tickle his tonsils. Goddess, the fucking idiotic, no good, imbecilic, little dicked mother fucker! Damn it, I jsut want to beat the living piss out of the pathetic waste of DNA. What feat of genetic mutation would it take to produce a being so incredibly stupid? I've met toilet seats covered in week old piss that were more intelligent than this sorry bundle of inefficient, incoherant, and just plain ugly set of genes. I want to know how many horse cocks this fucker had to suck on to get his job. Whenever I talk to him, I just wonder why I slipped into this alternate universe, where everyone is really really stupid!

 

[HeavyStick]

*slowly pushes Zoloft towards you..... backs away slowly .... no eye contact*

 

[bearlee]

Oh, so you thought I wouldn't catch you, huh! You're fired! And by the way, the answer to the horse cocks question-if you must know: 7

 

[estevie]

So, what you are saying is..you don't like your boss?



Stupidity abounds!

Sometimes its even me!

 

[Artemesia]

Ya know...

I've had days like that.

Sounds like it's time to plot a small rebellion.

 

[crystalizedjoy]

Ya know...

I've had days like that.

Sounds like it's time to plot a small rebellion.

no no, definately a medium sized rebellion, gonna get some guns, maybe some of those nifty night vision goggles, and a baseball bat... WHO WANTS TO COME??? ARRRGGHH!!! wheres a damned machete when I need one? machete's R us? I just wanna take it and find my boss and WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK hehehehehahahahahhahahahahaha.........

*grabs zoloft from heavystick, sniffs it, and throws it at the back of his bosses head*

I should calm down by next thursday sometime..... AHHHHHHHH!!!

 

[LukkyKnight]

I wondered where my old boss had gone. I knew he wouldn't be the kind to go off and leave everybody alone, let alone die.

Tell him I said, "Hi, and good riddance."

 

[crystalizedjoy]

So, what you are saying is..you don't like your boss?

*pants heavily from his screaming, glances at you, one eye twitching*

no, no I don't.

 

[Silverluna]

this is my rant.. feel free to ignore if you wish..


I wish I knew what my boss's problem was. I'd like to take a twelve inch robber cock, wrapped with barbed wire and embedded with shards of glass, and shove it so far up his ass, it'll tickle his tonsils. Goddess, the fucking idiotic, no good, imbecilic, little dicked mother fucker! Damn it, I jsut want to beat the living piss out of the pathetic waste of DNA. What feat of genetic mutation would it take to produce a being so incredibly stupid? I've met toilet seats covered in week old piss that were more intelligent than this sorry bundle of inefficient, incoherant, and just plain ugly set of genes. I want to know how many horse cocks this fucker had to suck on to get his job. Whenever I talk to him, I just wonder why I slipped into this alternate universe, where everyone is really really stupid!

yay!!! can i watch?!? *giggles*

 

[crystalizedjoy]

Re: Re: my rant...

yay!!! can i watch?!? *giggles*

*brain twitches with utter insanity*

errr, wha? sure.. umm, hold these waffles while I hit him with this purple trout.. it IS purple, isn't it?? AHHHHHHHH, damn that fucking idiot, arrrggghhhhhhh

 

[Silverluna]

Re: Re: Re: my rant...

*brain twitches with utter insanity*

errr, wha? sure.. umm, hold these waffles while I hit him with this purple trout.. it IS purple, isn't it?? AHHHHHHHH, damn that fucking idiot, arrrggghhhhhhh

*tap dances with the waffles and yodels about poodles and noodle salad* It's yellow, not purple...but your face is purple!

 

[crystalizedjoy]

luna, the voices in my head tell me they think your nuts...


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I STILL cannot comprehend the vast idiocy that is theatre management!!!!!!! why goddess why am I surrounded by imbeciles incapible of menial tasks let alone theatrical production in an efficient and timely manner??

 

[Cheyenne]

Ummm... could we help if we knew what specific thing your boss did wrong to anger you so? Or do you really just want to get this rant out of your system? Either way is A Okay.

 

[Silverluna]

luna, the voices in my head tell me they think your nuts...

honey. I am the Malkavian Princess....the queen of insanity....madness is my middle name....nuts? no, just mad.

Thank you for noticing. Blessings.