My Puppet Penis

[Sparky Kronkite]

My puppet penis
With no strings attached
Jumps at the touch
When tenderly scratched

My puppet penis
Is no Punch and Judy
It’s slow and it’s loving
And it never gets moody

My puppet penis
Is so sturdy and fast
So please take your time
And have fun ‘til the last

My puppet penis
It does what I command
But in your specail case
It will meet your demand

My puppet penis
Is after all, yours too
Because my puppet penis
Is only for you

 

[TygerEyez]

Only Sparky could write a song about his penis. LOL

*applaudes in amusement*