My productivity is suffering......

[oh21]

OMG! My office is being remodeled; they are replacing all the windows, putting up new siding on the outside, ECT.

This construction guy outside my window is like the projection of my ultimate bi fantasy. He's chiseled to a tee, perfectly tan, and is shirtless in cutoff denim shorts and boots.

I cannot work like this, its torture!

 

[oh21]

Ok LOL he's totally of limits, he's the son-in-law of our CEO.

Torture I tell you, torture!

 

[SweetCherry]

Think of cold showers. Or take one. It's the only way to get by.



Either that or just say to hell with the job and jump him anyhow.

 

[oh21]

I like the latter suggestion, but i think I'll go with the cold shower.....I need money LOL.

 

[SweetCherry]

Bah, where's yours ense of adventure? You can always try a job as an exotic dancer. Or maybe phone sex. How about telephone magazine sales? All very adventurous positions.

 

[oh21]

Bah, where's yours ense of adventure? You can always try a job as an exotic dancer. Or maybe phone sex. How about telephone magazine sales? All very adventurous positions.

LOL I'd love to be an exotic dnacer, but I don't quite have the bod for that yet!

Phone sex, well LOL that doesn't do much for me.

And do magazine sales come with tuition reimbursement ?

 

[SweetCherry]

Heh. The phone sex wouldn't have to enthuse you that much. You'd just have to make your caller THINK you were into it.



Hmm, I'm not sure if you can get reimbursment with magazine sales.

It's too bad ya can't get paid for surfing Lit. I know I'd be rich if I did.

 

[Rhys]

no kidding we'd all be rich.

There is a certain Fed Ex delivery guy out there that, for some reason, fascinates me. He's cool, we talk about music or whatever when he shows up at my office. He shows me his new tats. or the latest piercing. He's always trying to get me to lift weights with him...maybe someday I should go...

 

[Etoile]

Go, Rhys, go!

 

[oh21]

Go, Rhys, go!

Yes LOL the FedEx guy sounds safe enough! After all he's already handled your package!

 

[Rhys]

Yes LOL the FedEx guy sounds safe enough! After all he's already handled your package!

LOL! Not that package...sheesh! But the tats are kinda....

interesting....

 

[Rhys]

no kidding we'd all be rich.

There is a certain Fed Ex delivery guy out there that, for some reason, fascinates me. He's cool, we talk about music or whatever when he shows up at my office. He shows me his new tats. or the latest piercing. He's always trying to get me to lift weights with him...maybe someday I should go...

whipped cream and duct tape. 'nuff said

 

[oh21]

whipped cream and duct tape. 'nuff said

Oh, that sounds yummy!

 

[Rhys]

Oh, that sounds yummy!

*licking fingers*

uh huh

 

[Rhys]

I just added Hawaiian Tropic glitter oil to this list.

 

[oh21]

hrm LOL is there a stroy behind this addition ?

 

[Rhys]

no, just publically fantasizing...


he has a very nice tan right now...

 

[oh21]

eh go work out with him, othern than your muscles, what could it hurt ?

 

[Rhys]

I somehow think he'd frown if I smoked cigarettes between push ups...

 

[oh21]

LOL would it be worth perhaps wearing the patch for one day?

I used to smoke though, so I know how it is. I quit and even with the patch, I was HELL to be arround for a week or so.


I'm disappointed, they finished the construction stuff this morning. The guy who came to do the tirm work was a total god, pefrect build and the sexiest hair I've seen in a while and it only took him a few hours to finish the trim work

 

[Rhys]

and you didn't bring your camera?

shoulda had him pose ...

 

[oh21]

the camera is packed in a box someplace, LOL I've not finished unpacking from my move yet.

 

[Rhys]

I hear that moving thing. Looks like I will have to do that thing myself soon

maybe I can talk him into "helping"...

 

[oh21]

Yes lol I'm sure he knows how to handle boxes with care.

Oh by the way I read one of your stories this morning, I did the random spinner thing unver the novelas, and your series "Lovesong" came up. Very nice writing

 

[Rhys]

Thank you.

one of these days I will write a happy story about a gay couple.

I think I have the tragedy thing down now.