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marshalt

marshalt

You guys are dicks...
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I want to get to 25,000 posts by the end of the day. So I'm just going to post a bunch of bullshit in here.
 
Brands of cigarettes I've smoked over the years:

Winston
GPC
Liggetts
USA Gold
Pyramids
 
Aren't you worried about getting cancer?

No, I'll die of a heart attack long before I get cancer.
 
What are your plans for winter?

I think I'm just going to go live in the woods for a few months.
 
marshalt said:
Tent. I'm trying to learn about "hot tenting," which is having a wood burning stove inside your tent.
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that sounds dangerous but fun. are you going to fight any bears?
 
If that movie The Purge was real, I think most people would just spend their time murdering their exes...
 
I've been seeing all these posts on facebook and other places about how people aren't giving out candy on Halloween this year. Instead, they are giving out "healthy" snacks or pencils or other bullshit like that.

I won't be giving out candy either. Instead, I'll be giving out eggs and maps to these peoples' houses.
 
marshalt said:
I've been seeing all these posts on facebook and other places about how people aren't giving out candy on Halloween this year. Instead, they are giving out "healthy" snacks or pencils or other bullshit like that.

I won't be giving out candy either. Instead, I'll be giving out eggs and maps to these peoples' houses.
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you should write these thoughts all down somewhere and do stand up
 
My first year of college, I met a girl and we started dating. She went home for the summer. I called her up one day and a guy answered. At first I thought it was her brother.

Me: Hi, is "Amy" around?

Him: Yeah, but she's sleeping.

Me: Oh, okay. Just let her know I called.

Him: Okay, but, who is this?

Me: It's marshalt.

Him: Who?

Me: You know, her boyfriend? We met when I was down there a couple weeks ago?

Him: *Silence*

Me: Is this "John?" (Her brother)

Him: No, this is "Frank."

Me: I don't think we've met.

Him: Probably not. But Amy and I have been dating for 2 years.

Me: Oh.

Him: Yeah...

Me: Well, you're probably going to want to have a talk with her about a few things. You can tell her she doesn't need to call me back. Ever.
 
I still haven't replaced my mouse with the broken scroll wheel. It is very annoying.
 
marshalt said:
I want to get to 25,000 posts by the end of the day. So I'm just going to post a bunch of bullshit in here.
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go play a word game..it's much more interesting..and you can announce to the other players your remarkable 'achievement'..they will hopefully applaud you.

Here..noone is taking any notice..and if they are you won't get any congrats..they will think you are an eveyday loser narcissist.
 
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