My Pop Tart just

[sacremento]

melted in the toaster!!!

It lost all it's natural rectangle shape and oozed all over the place! It's a sticky gooey mess in there and I burnt my fingers trying to get it out.

I'm thinking lawsuit.

 

[QuickDuck]

first post.... we shall sue them all!

 

[Siren]

 

[sacremento]

Ooh you are quick

 

[QuickDuck]

*chuckle* I couldn't resist

now.... make me

*wiggles his bum at Siren*

 

[QuickDuck]

Ooh you are quick

well a female friend of mine once told me that many women really just want a "quick duck".

Soooooo in order to make myself more attractive to women... i became a fast duck

Make sense?

 

[sufisaint]

Could be worse, I broke my toaster (don't ask) and have been heating them in the oven...I have burned 8 out of 10 of them.......Nothing is worse than a burnt pop tart...completely unsalvagable!

 

[sacremento]

Under the broiler? I always burn things under the broiler. No garlic bread is safe in my oven.

 

[sufisaint]

Yup....I always walk away for some damn reason and the next thing I know smoke is in the kitchen.......... Plus I only like strawberry or cherry poptarts...unfrosted....

 

[Weird Harold]

melted in the toaster!!!

It lost all it's natural rectangle shape and oozed all over the place! It's a sticky gooey mess in there and I burnt my fingers trying to get it out.

I'm thinking lawsuit.

Be glad it just melted. The last PopTart disisater I had, it was the toaster that melted -- the PopTart burned fairly cleanly. It didn't even set off the smoke alarm.

 

[InnocentAngel81]

my pop tart had no filling, i was highly upset, i was craving them

 

[Starfish]

I've never heard that they were so outwardly hostile and threatening.



*raising picket signs*

One side: Stop the POP TARTS!
The other: Liberate the Toasters!

 

[APhil]

Pop-Tart blowtorches!

 

[InnocentAngel81]

12 to 18 inches high huh? i could beat that but i wont

 

[Rambrat]

Toaster strudels are better...


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