My pet perv

[The Heretic]

I am taking applications for pet perv - write up to a thousand words on why I should adopt you as my pet perv. Extra points given for including personal pervy photos.

 

[Kitte]

Up to a thousand words.

Please see photo to your left.

 

[Guest]

I am totally normal with no aberrations what so ever.......If that's not perverted in here.....I'll, I'll, I'll.......change my avatar!

 

[The Heretic]

Up to a thousand words.

Please see photo to your left.

I thought you were already somebody else's pet perv. I don't want to go about stealing someone else's pet.

 

[The Heretic]

I am totally normal with no aberrations what so ever.......If that's not perverted in here.....

I understand the sentiment, but everybody here is a perv, and you are telling me you are not?

I'll, I'll, I'll.......change my avatar!

Don't change your av - it is one of my faves! But the real question is, is it you?

 

[Kitte]

I am job hunting and it is instinct to just jump on the words apply.



I am currently a free agent pet...but not looking to replace the last owner.

 

[The Heretic]

I am currently a free agent pet...but not looking to replace the last owner. [/B]

And I am not really looking to be an owner or even a master, just looking for someone to play and share life with...

 

[Kitte]

And I am not really looking to be an owner or even a master, just looking for someone to play and share life with...

That is what I am looking for too...*sigh* sucks when you think you have found them and they slip away though.

 

[Savage Kitten]

I am taking applications for pet perv -

so the position is still open??

hmmm i dunno.. .now that i think of it ... perhaps u should submit a resume so i can see if you are qualified to accept my application for pet perv....

after all, we wouldn't want you getting more than you bargain for

Sk~

 

[The Heretic]

Re: Re: My pet perv

so the position is still open??

So far it is.

hmmm i dunno.. .now that i think of it ... perhaps u should submit a resume so i can see if you are qualified to accept my application for pet perv....

My qualifications are listed at the bottom of my sigline - but I thought it was my constitutional right to own and bear pet pervs.

 

[Guest]

quote: T.H.


But the real question is, is it you?
................

No, no....the real question is....is that you ?

 

[The Heretic]

No, no....the real question is....is that you ?

But of course that is the real me; I am Marty Feldman's twin brother Monty Feldman - can't you tell? Hint: His hump was on the other shoulder. Little know fact; we switched off playing Eyegore in Young Frankenstein - that is why Gene Wilder was always confused about which side the hump was on.

 

[Savage Kitten]

Re: Re: Re: My pet perv

- but I thought it was my constitutional right to own and bear pet pervs. [/B]

state or country constitutional right?

state of florida stats. 301.14, subsection 4a states: every pet perv has the right to bear the petting of an equally, but not less, qualified perv. therefore, making the perv petter as responsible for the forthcoming perversion as the pet itself.

just wanna make sure i am staying well within the legal guidelines of my state

Sk~

 

[The Heretic]

Re: Re: Re: Re: My pet perv

state or country constitutional right?

state of florida stats. 301.14, subsection 4a states: every pet perv has the right to bear the petting of an equally, but not less, qualified perv. therefore, making the perv petter as responsible for the forthcoming perversion as the pet itself.

just wanna make sure i am staying well within the legal guidelines of my state

Sk~

I would like to comply, but I can't seem to find an online pervert test of less than 2000 questions (!?!) that gives a quantified answer as to my level of perversion so we can compare.

Besides, the way I read that law - both pervs have to have the exact same level of perversion, which I would think would be very rare.

 

[BgMma]

Have you read my posts? Enough said, darling.

 

[The Heretic]

Okay, just for those who want to match up my level of perversion with their own, I took a 2000 (!? ) question pervert test at http://fuck-you.org/pt2k/i.php3 and scored 71.5% (that means I am 28.5% perverted). The average score is 75%.

 

[Guest]

Okay, just for those who want to match up my level of perversion with their own, I took a 2000 (!? ) question pervert test at http://fuck-you.org/pt2k/i.php3 and scored 71.5% (that means I am 28.5% perverted). The average score is 75%.

Okay, I withdraw my application.......

 

[BgMma]

I have 66.90 percent. Am I perverted enough?

I think what held me back is the fact that I haven't had any form of animal sex. I would have to say that is a good thing.

 

[The Heretic]

I have 66.90 percent. Am I perverted enough?

I think what held me back is the fact that I haven't had any form of animal sex. I would have to say that is a good thing.

That means you are 43.1% perverted - so I don't know if the means we are a good match on the perversion percentage or not. SK's ordinance citation reminds me of the old rule of "don't sleep with anyone crazier than you are". The problem with that is if everybody stuck to that rule, only people who had exactly the same level of craziness would sleep together.

For grins and giggles I am creating my own pervert test on my web site. This one will be multiple choice with only 27 "questions" and 9 possible answers for each question ranging from "BTDT - loved it!" to "Yuck". Rather than answer 2000 questions (yikes!) this one should one take a minute or two and should be a lot more fun.

 

[The Heretic]

Okay, I withdraw my application.......

Am I too perverted - or not perverted enough??

 

[BgMma]

That means you are 43.1% perverted - so I don't know if the means we are a good match on the perversion percentage or not. SK's ordinance citation reminds me of the old rule of "don't sleep with anyone crazier than you are". The problem with that is if everybody stuck to that rule, only people who had exactly the same level of craziness would sleep together.

For grins and giggles I am creating my own pervert test on my web site. This one will be multiple choice with only 27 "questions" and 9 possible answers for each question ranging from "BTDT - loved it!" to "Yuck". Rather than answer 2000 questions (yikes!) this one should one take a minute or two and should be a lot more fun.

So, I am thinking we are good here?

I would like to takr your test, though

 

[Guest]

Am I too perverted - or not perverted enough??

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Originally posted by The Heretic
Okay, just for those who want to match up my level of perversion with their own, I took a 2000 (!? ) question pervert test at http://fuck-you.org/pt2k/i.php3 and scored 71.5% (that means I am 28.5% perverted). The average score is 75%.


Too competetive.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[The Heretic]

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Originally posted by The Heretic
Okay, just for those who want to match up my level of perversion with their own, I took a 2000 (!? ) question pervert test at http://fuck-you.org/pt2k/i.php3 and scored 71.5% (that means I am 28.5% perverted). The average score is 75%.


Too competetive.

I may be anal (in more ways than one), but except for debating politics most people think of me as not competitive at all.

 

[The Heretic]

Re: Re: My pet perv

Hmm...I am not good under pressure...besides, you already ate with me so I have to take myself out of the running. Damn.

Umm, I would say the fact that I already ate with you puts you up front in the running.