My penis sings the blues...

[Purple Haze]

...but only when I play piano.

Otherwise, it just whistles...

 

[sunstruck]

Now that's impressive.

 

[pipercatt]

at least it doesn't sing the purples.

That'd be just...wrong, somehow.

 

[phrodeau]

Mine can blow some hot jazz.

 

[activesense]

What happens when you have to pee??? Does it sound like gargling??

That piano thing is impressive. I'm training mine on the flute... but banging on all those keys - that has got to hurt!

 

[RawHumor]

Mine hums sometimes, but I've never heard it actually sing.

 

[LadyBlueMoon]

And here I've been using my mouth... next time I guess I'll stick it in my ear and see if my hubby's has any musical talents....

Wait... better make sure I have some Q-tips for clean up!

 

[calypso_21]

Could we get an audio file of that?

 

[WhatsHerName]

Now if I could get you all together in one room...now that would be one great band!

 

[binkley]

...but only when I play piano.

Otherwise, it just whistles...

I love one-eyed jazz players.

And man, does that pianist have balls!

 

[J.B.]

wow... musical penises....

 

[pipercatt]

Mine hums sometimes, but I've never heard it actually sing.

Seems to me you might have been with the right people then..hmm?

 

[Rubyfruit]

My vagina would like a duet.

 

[angela69]

Hmm, I'd like to do a bit of humming on a skin flute. How do I get in on this?

-- Angela 69

 

[Purple Haze]

http://freefm.org.au/freefm.mpg

 

[glamorilla]

and here i thought it'd get all purplelly.

*edited to say i just luv my puddin'.

 

[Rhys]

With Dilly's you could bang a gong

 

[Liontamr]

Mine has been known to handle a good rocking beat.

 

[phrodeau]

http://freefm.org.au/freefm.mpg

Sounds like an alto.

Mine's a baritone.

 

[Jim_Henson]

It blows a harmonica too?

 

[cg_allstar]

Mine's not that musical

I just use it to beat the bass drum in the marching band.

 

[Desert Amazon]