DeepGreenEyes
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I think he's two timing me with &$%# Janey Jones on Farmville! 
Oh, the Heartache.
Oh, the Heartache.
My Online Facebook Dom has turned me into a Doormat
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I think he's two timing me with &$%# Janey Jones on Farmville!
Oh, the Heartache.
You are never a doormat, DGE.
A Bejeweled Blitz Bitch, maybe.
Those fucking facebook doms.
midwestyankee
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You are never a doormat, DGE.
A Bejeweled Blitz Bitch, maybe.
Those fucking facebook doms.
Hey, don't look at me. I'm not a fucking Facebook dom, but I play one on MySpace.
Stella_Omega
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You forgot the self-rape part.
HOW could you forget the self-rape?
HOW could you forget the self-rape?
Luna_Wolf72
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WHY do I think I am missing something???
Stella_Omega
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Betticus invented a new form of rape, a few threads down
Luna_Wolf72
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Betticus invented a new form of rape, a few threads down
damn now i gotta go read that too...
*walks out of the thread grumbling*
DeepGreenEyes
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Oh yeah! My Online Farmville Dom also raped himself in Mafia Wars!
Chiara_searches
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I think he's two timing me with &$%# Janey Jones on Farmville!
Oh, the Heartache.
Ya know...we are trying to establish the fact that subs don't have to be doormats unless they enjoy it. You're setting the cause back by decades. You could join that thread, if you, like for support.
I'm sure we wouldn't mind seeing more of your av over there. Just please, no more Jabba the Hut photos...
DeepGreenEyes
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You are never a doormat, DGE.
A Bejeweled Blitz Bitch, maybe.
Those fucking facebook doms.
*Like*
I want a Twitter Dom!
ImOnIt
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*Like*
I want a Twitter Dom!
Tweety bird is now your twitter dom.
Stella_Omega
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Alrighty then.
Luna_Wolf72
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*shakes head and goes back to lurking and laughing*
That which a dom doth twat on twitter makes my knees weak every time.
DeepGreenEyes
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Ya know...we are trying to establish the fact that subs don't have to be doormats unless they enjoy it. You're setting the cause back by decades. You could join that thread, if you, like for support.
I try to lend support by a) feeling things very deeply, and b) mocking things. That's pretty much the range of my contribution to the world.
And for your information, that photo was NOT of Jabba the Hut, it was my av before I went on The Biggest Loser: BDSM Cafe Board Edition.
Can He dominate me in 140 characters or less? I mean really get all rough and tweety?
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Stella_Omega
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Isn't Tweety a girl?
chy_girl
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Usually at the same time. Ambrose Bierce would be proud.
That depends. Are you a tawooo sub being victimized by the unethical and abusive world of social networking? Because if you aren't He would need at least 147.938475 characters.
No, but he plays one on TV.
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DeepGreenEyes
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On the internet, no one knows their Dom is a tiny female bird.
That's the kind of shit that will make you drink too much and lose sleep.
That's the kind of shit that will make you drink too much and lose sleep.
Chiara_searches
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I try to lend support by a) feeling things very deeply, and b) mocking things. That's pretty much the range of my contribution to the world.
And for your information, that photo was NOT of Jabba the Hut, it was my av before I went on The Biggest Loser: BDSM Cafe Board Edition.
Thank the stars for The Biggest Loser: BDSM Cafe Board Edition. Your new av is much better looking than that. So was your last av. And from what I've heard, the av before that.
But are you allowed to have a tweeter dom when you sound like you want to be a computer dom? Should you be scolding, in such extreme terms, the poor reason for editing box? Unfortunately, I can't find a button to invite the doormat of the editing box to our support group...(but your scolding made me laugh out loud).
chy_girl
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On the internet, no one knows their Dom is a tiny female bird.
That's the kind of shit that will make you drink too much and lose sleep.
I you were better than that, DGE. You should know by now that it isn't the size of the cock, but the size of the fight IN the cock.
That's a very speciest thing for you to say.
FloggingMolly
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yup, thats the AV I remember
DeepGreenEyes
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I also want a xanga Dom with a serious digg fetish.
And the editing box had it coming. it was waaaay out of line. I smacked it thirty times with the space bar and made it thank me each time for the discipline.
Hmph. reason for editing box.
Oh. And thanks for the thoughtful comments yesterday in the comment box on my newish poem. I love to have my uneven stanzas validated!
Usually at the same time. Ambrose Bierce would be proud.
I could use a pitcher of bierce right now. A big pitcher. I'd say Bitter would do it.
I need a cocktail.
Great. Proud now? Trying to make an ungulate into a doormat?
Ungulate user.
Dude. This is the wrong forum. Geez. Can't anyone read? It's not rocket science. This goes in the OTHER forum.
The new Twitter Dom forum? Or the ungulate forum?
yup, thats the AV I remember
Free your memory! Use it for more important things, like grocery lists!
Click on the giraffe.
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