My one pubic hair turned white

[JohnnySavage]

...but I can't bring myself to pull it out.

 

[Silverlily]

I have tweezers.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I have tweezers.

You are very helpful

 

[JohnnySavage]

Also, I bought a deer salt lick on eBay and am going to try to catch a deer.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

I brought a butane torch.

Also...

How did you get off of that skewer?

 

[Silverlily]

I can see the headlines - "Local Man Mauled By Deer - news at 11".

 

[JohnnySavage]

I can see the headlines - "Local Man Mauled By Deer - news at 11".

I think I could ride one like a horse. Although I've never ridden a horse, it doesn't look that hard.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

I'd pay a buck to see that.

 

[KRCummings]

You'd think there would be an epidemic of high blood pressure in the deer population.

 

[Silverlily]

I'm going to guess you've never seen the local deer. I don't think they can carry 14.3 stone.

These are urban deer, darlin'.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

You'd think there would be an epidemic of high blood pressure in the deer population.

Shh!

...

Now the drug companies will want to take them all for experiments.

 

[KRCummings]

I'm going to guess you've never seen the local deer. I don't think they can carry 14.3 stone.

These are urban deer, darlin'.

Why would a deer carry stones?

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'm going to guess you've never seen the local deer. I don't think they can carry 14.3 stone.

These are urban deer, darlin'.

There's a whole herd of them in my yard every evening. They run as soon as I open the door though... thus the need to distract them with a salt lick.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

Perhaps two or more of them could carry him on a bit of creeper strung across their antlers?

 

[KRCummings]

There's a whole herd of them in my yard every evening. They run as soon as I open the door though... thus the need to distract them with a salt lick.

Just drive your car up. Fuckers love cars.

 

[IndieSnob]

I bet Silverlily has more white hairs after watching the shitty Mariners taking 2 of 3 from the Gnats, er, I mean Giants.

 

[Silverlily]

Why would a deer carry stones?

Johnny measures his weight in stones.

 

[cjh]

This thread heebyjeebies me.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Johnny has some stones alright

 

[Silverlily]

Johnny has some stones alright

You're gonna need them
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu04n6nAfic

 

[JohnnySavage]

You're gonna need them
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu04n6nAfic

He hesitated. Obviously he had no stones.

 

[KRCummings]

Johnny measures his weight in stones.

I hope he passes them soon. Poor guy.

 

[Sean]

Perhaps two or more of them could carry him on a bit of creeper strung across their antlers?

African or European sw...deer?

 

[islandman]

You are very helpful

By tweezers, she means "teeth".

I kid you not.

 

[lovetoread]

I hope he passes them soon. Poor guy.

I heard those were painful.