my niece is staying the night tonight and is already asleep

[your_daddy_is_h]

lesson learnt

Don't post role play in personal section accidently. PMs now turned off.

 

[cliteatingman]

Asleep on a blow up mattress in front of my bedroom door. With the door open in case she gets scared. Already had to dodge a few hugs and lap sits because the "awkward hard pants"

Next move?

How old is she?

 

[your_daddy_is_h]

Again, wrong place. PMs now switched off!

 

[cliteatingman]

She's old enough to know that it makes me awkward the way she dresses and lays around on the floor of the.living room. I have to leave the room nearly every time but now she's started following me :/

Is she a minor?

 

[your_daddy_is_h]

Holy shit I just realised where I posted this!!! Not a PERSONAL POST!! Meant to be a hypothetical role play in the board up from this one :/ sorry! Can I move this or delete this at all?

 

[southern_gal]

First thing I'd do IF I were you.......is call my brother or sister (the parent of the "niece") and make sure that they have no problem with me groping their child. IF they are ok with that then I'd quickly move on to Plan B.

Plan B: Throw myself down a flight of stairs.

A very very long flight of stairs.

I'm talking empire state building flight of stairs just for good measure.

 

[YAK411976]

First thing I'd do IF I were you.......is call my brother or sister (the parent of the "niece") and make sure that they have no problem with me groping their child. IF they are ok with that then I'd quickly move on to Plan B.

Plan B: Throw myself down a flight of stairs.

A very very long flight of stairs.

I'm talking empire state building flight of stairs just for good measure.

Hahaha seconded. I'm obviously not the only one creeped out by this hypothetical or not.