My New Years Resolution For Here

[NOIRTRASH]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVX-voqWuwY

I PLAN TO GET OFF ON THE RIGHT FOOT WITH ALL OF YOU.

 

[SusanJillParker]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVX-voqWuwY

I PLAN TO GET OFF ON THE RIGHT FOOT WITH ALL OF YOU.

"Oh, my God! When did that happen? How did you lose your left leg? I'm so sorry...for your loss."

 

[CeasarBoobage]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVX-voqWuwY

I PLAN TO GET OFF ON THE RIGHT FOOT WITH ALL OF YOU.

I don't have a foot fetish, but hey, to each their own.

 

[JayG88]

its important with foot injuries to give them time to heel. Sorry terrible pun I know.

 

[rjordan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVX-voqWuwY

I PLAN TO GET OFF ON THE RIGHT FOOT WITH ALL OF YOU.

Good Lord! You've finally stooped to Billie Jack references.

rj

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Good Lord! You've finally stooped to Billie Jack references.

rj

I'm old and senile.

 

[rjordan]

I'm old and senile.

I forgot. Not that...I forgot what we were talking about.

rj

 

[My I]

I always have to get off on my left foot as my right foot is always in my mouth.

 

[colddiesel]

I'm old and senile.

Bollocks, I reckon I'm 10 maybe 12 years older than you. You're not senile, perhaps just a tad misunderstood.

My resolution is to shoot the old boar pig that spends all day wallowing in the mud of the waterhole in the mostly dried up riverbed a mile or two from the house. I reckon the cunning old sod knows I won't shoot him in the water because I don't want to foul it with his rotting carcass. But if he takes a step onto dry land he's dinner for the wedgies.

 

[TxRad]

A man with both feet in his mouth hasn't a leg to stand on and can't yell for help.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

In time for Christmas I created two categories of AH poster: THE DIRTY BIRDS, and THE BIRD-BRAINIACS.

 

[TxRad]

In time for Christmas I created two categories of AH poster: THE DIRTY BIRDS, and THE BIRD-BRAINIACS.

A bird in the hand is quite messy.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

On second thought lemme add TURKEYS and VULTURES.