My new dream job

[china-doll]

TAMA, Japan -- A Japanese zoo prepared for animal escapes by chasing a volunteer dressed in a lion costume.

http://images.ibsys.com/2005/0307/4259447_320X240.jpg

Zookeepers tracked the "lion" through the park Monday as zoo goers watched.

Zoo staff set up makeshift fences to contain the wild beast. If it was not a drill, the animal would be shot with a tranquilizer and quickly moved back to its cage habitat.

The annual costumed rehearsal is a favorite spectacle for zoo goers. Last year, the zoo practiced capturing a man dressed as an escaped polar bear.

All of the drills have been successful, zoo officials said.

 

[impressive]

TAMA, Japan -- A Japanese zoo prepared for animal escapes by chasing a volunteer dressed in a lion costume.

http://images.ibsys.com/2005/0307/4259447_320X240.jpg

Zookeepers tracked the "lion" through the park Monday as zoo goers watched.

Zoo staff set up makeshift fences to contain the wild beast. If it was not a drill, the animal would be shot with a tranquilizer and quickly moved back to its cage habitat.

The annual costumed rehearsal is a favorite spectacle for zoo goers. Last year, the zoo practiced capturing a man dressed as an escaped polar bear.

All of the drills have been successful, zoo officials said.

Try THAT during mating season.

 

[logophile]

TAMA, Japan

All of the drills have been successful, zoo officials said.

And what exactly would happen if they weren't? Would the costumed employee actually leave the zoo and have to scavenge for his existence?

 

[china-doll]

And what exactly would happen if they weren't? Would the costumed employee actually leave the zoo and have to scavenge for his existence?

I don't know, but I bet it would be pretty funny watching a guy in a lion suit running down the street with a bunch of zoo keepers with nets running along behind him.

 

[logophile]

I don't know, but I bet it would be pretty funny watching a guy in a lion suit running down the street with a bunch of zoo keepers with nets running along behind him.

AGREED!

 

[china-doll]

AGREED!

I wonder if he (she? No, no woman would be stupid enough to dress up like that. ) gets a bonus if he escapes? A bottle of Saki maybe?

 

[R. Richard]

I wonder if he (she? No, no woman would be stupid enough to dress up like that. ) gets a bonus if he escapes? A bottle of Saki maybe?

I must politely disagree. In the town where I live, they have both men and women dressed as chickens out in the street shilling for the Old Colonel. All in all, I would instead prefer to be dressed as a lion.

 

[Guest]

TAMA, Japan -- A Japanese zoo prepared for animal escapes by chasing a volunteer dressed in a lion costume.

http://images.ibsys.com/2005/0307/4259447_320X240.jpg

Zookeepers tracked the "lion" through the park Monday as zoo goers watched.

Zoo staff set up makeshift fences to contain the wild beast. If it was not a drill, the animal would be shot with a tranquilizer and quickly moved back to its cage habitat.

The annual costumed rehearsal is a favorite spectacle for zoo goers. Last year, the zoo practiced capturing a man dressed as an escaped polar bear.

All of the drills have been successful, zoo officials said.

Crazy fuckers.

 

[TxRad]

TAMA, Japan -- A Japanese zoo prepared for animal escapes by chasing a volunteer dressed in a lion costume.

http://images.ibsys.com/2005/0307/4259447_320X240.jpg

Zookeepers tracked the "lion" through the park Monday as zoo goers watched.

Zoo staff set up makeshift fences to contain the wild beast. If it was not a drill, the animal would be shot with a tranquilizer and quickly moved back to its cage habitat.

The annual costumed rehearsal is a favorite spectacle for zoo goers. Last year, the zoo practiced capturing a man dressed as an escaped polar bear.

All of the drills have been successful, zoo officials said.

Only in Japan.... Love the place but they can be so anal at times....

 

[Guest]

Only in Japan.... Love the place but they can be so anal at times....

Oh yes indeedy!!!!

PMSL!!!!

Sorry, not gonna explain myself. I just know.

 

[china-doll]

Oh yes indeedy!!!!

PMSL!!!!

Sorry, not gonna explain myself. I just know.

Comming from you, I'm sure we can all figure out the hidden meaning in that statement.

 

[Guest]

Comming from you, I'm sure we can all figure out the hidden meaning in that statement.

I really don't know what you mean.

 

[china-doll]

I really don't know what you mean.

Uh-huh.

 

[Octavian]

Do you think the zoo keepers run after the escaped lion warning the public

"Rook out, there's a rion on the roose!"

Octavian
The poriticarry incollect.

 

[BlackShanglan]

All of the drills have been successful, zoo officials said.

It's good to know that if a toothless, bipedal lion cumbered with a heavy costume ever breaks loose in the zoo, the public will be safe.

 

[hydrex]

What worries me most is the fact that they might be worried their zoo isn't capable of holding a lion.

 

[TxRad]

What worries me most is the fact that they might be worried their zoo isn't capable of holding a lion.

Accidents happen, just ask the best of families....