My neighbour is spying on me!

[Guest]

Well, not really. This is what she did. She opened up my garbage bag and seperated plastic coke bottles from the rest for recycling. How conciencious of her!

Now, I'm worried if she's going through my garbage bag regulery, amassing intelligence report on me. I'm saying this because annonimity is important to me.

You see, I work for GRU as a sleeper Agent (GRU is Soviet Military Intelligence Agency. Now, it's called FSV or something. I dunno. I've been sleeping a lot.) I should really report this to my Controller, but she's been lying low since the 7/11.

I'll be in trouble if my neighbour was in the employment of MI5. This will loyally fuck up my cover. Maybe I should change my name to Jessie and move to Birmingham and open a pet shop.

So, does your neighbour check out you garbage? Do you gather intelligence on them yourselves?

Tell me what kind of methodology you employ when excavate you neighbours garbage.

Have you ever black mailed anybody?

 

[binkley]

Remember: anything you throw away can and will be used against you in a court of law.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Rest easy CV.

She is an independant and works for me.

I have her going through your garbage in search of the lesbo conversion formula. I plan to steal it and open a competing company stateside.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

 

[Ferrophiliac]

Thats what they make a shredder for, go buy one this is your controller speaking. Keep this up and your going to be transfered to California too spy on the green piece party "yes piece not peace".......ROTFLOL

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: My neighbour is spying on me!

Rest easy CV.

She is an independant and works for me.

I have her going through your garbage in search of the lesbo conversion formula. I plan to steal it and open a competing company stateside.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

You don't have to go sneaking behind my back, Rosebutt. You just have to ask for a pertnership, nicely.

££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Re: Re: Re: My neighbour is spying on me!

You don't have to go sneaking behind my back, Rosebutt. You just have to ask for a pertnership, nicely.

££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££

Nah. It would be more fun to crush you on the open market, using industrial espionage, unfair business practices, trade embargos, etc. However, I suspect that the world governments would make it illegal so we would end up in competing crime families. I could be like Al Capone and you could follow the path set by the Krays.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

How Helpful! Send Her Out My Way, K?

.

So, does your neighbour check out you garbage? Do you gather intelligence on them yourselves?

Just The Racoons. I'm Building A File On The Little Fuckers, But They Are An Elusive Bunch. I'll Get Them, Oh Yes! I WILL Get Them.

 

[Susano]

Actually, dumpster diving is an old and essential, if more notorious than famous, part of hacking. Good way to get information, credit card numbers, old slips of paper with passwords written on them, etc.
Because of this, I believe some laws were passed to make your garbage still your property for a while. They shouldn't be able to convict you of being a sleeper spy on evidence gathered from your garbage without a search warrant.
Now, conviction of not recycling, I can't guarantee.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: My neighbour is spying on me!

Remember: anything you throw away can and will be used against you in a court of law.

Holly fuck!
MI5 has the samples of my DNA, finger prints, and sperm count.

I gotta contact my controler, real quick!!!

 

[CoolidgEffect]

Well, not really. This is what she did. She opened up my garbage bag and seperated plastic coke bottles from the rest for recycling. How conciencious of her!

Now, I'm worried if she's going through my garbage bag regulery, amassing intelligence report on me. I'm saying this because annonimity is important to me.

You see, I work for GRU as a sleeper Agent (GRU is Soviet Military Intelligence Agency. Now, it's called FSV or something. I dunno. I've been sleeping a lot.) I should really report this to my Controller, but she's been lying low since the 7/11.

I'll be in trouble if my neighbour was in the employment of MI5. This will loyally fuck up my cover. Maybe I should change my name to Jessie and move to Birmingham and open a pet shop.

So, does your neighbour check out you garbage? Do you gather intelligence on them yourselves?

Tell me what kind of methodology you employ when excavate you neighbours garbage.

Have you ever black mailed anybody?

I thought on your side of the pond it was called a dustbin or rubbish-bin.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: My neighbour is spying on me!

I thought on your side of the pond it was called a dustbin or rubbish-bin.

Possitive. I Americanizzzed it just for my Yankee friends. I'm versatile like that.

Speaking of which, does anyone know why the Greeks wipe their arses and chuck the shit-paper in the bin, instead of flushing down the toilet?

Or, why the Indians fear the use of toilet tissues?

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Re: Re: Re: My neighbour is spying on me!

Possitive. I Americanizzzed it just for my Yankee friends. I'm versatile like that.

Speaking of which, does anyone know why the Greeks wipe their arses and chuck the shit-paper in the bin, instead of flushing down the toilet?

Or, why the Indians fear the use of toilet tissues?

Ask yayayti...Hey, what a cool thread Idea. You want to do it or should I?

 

[Guest]

Go ahead. I don't have the patience and persistance of Emerald_eyed or badbabysitter.

yayati tires me out after a couple of pages of trying to talk to the desiman.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Go ahead. I don't have the patience and persistance of Emerald_eyed or badbabysitter.

yayati tires me out after a couple of pages of trying to talk to the desiman.

I dont talk to him. I just bait him...LOL

 

[Guest]

I dont talk to him. I just bait him...LOL

bluespoke?

 

[bluespoke]

bluespoke?

Not this time, seems I'm not the only one who likes to have fun yoyo!

 

[christcat69]

I have an idea

Next time you put out youre garbage, put some things that will offend her in it. i.e. crusty butt plug, porn mag with pregnant girls, a noose, bottle of lube, maybe some polariods of a farm animal. That should do it.