My neighbor can kiss my ass.

[riff]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.


Bow-heads must die.

 

[Mike Hammer]

Well if you'd clean your fucking kitchen there wouldn't be a problem. Now would there!

 

[riff]

So I was listening to music and dancing. At 5PM on Saturday.

She tried to call me.
Then she called my landlord, who is a personal friend.
I call her and get a busy signal.

You decide.

I don't do shit during the week. I don't throw raging parties (though I have at other places and I am well known for breaking furniture and cracking plaster in years past).

Maybe what she needs is a real riff-out. She has lived beneath me for 5 years. She gets more.... ooooooooooooooooooo.... each year.

Goddam. What the fuck?

Maybe she's pissed I am not howling at her door?

Already I look out of my window to see if she is there when I want to rock.

She's a nice girl, but damn. What the fuck? I am calling again now.

 

[TN_Vixen]

What's a "bow head?"

 

[riff]

What's a "bow head?"

You know goddamned well what a bowhead is because your town is full of them. It's an epidemic and has been for many years.

You are not a bowhead TN. Remember my opinion on the little glitter-craft sweatshirts? Well, there you go.

 

[bluemuse]

No....MY neighbor can kiss your ass.

witch

 

[Mike Hammer]

No....MY neighbor can kiss your ass.

witch

Yeah, my neighbor can kiss your ass too. Fucking fantasy land bitch. Now go clean your kitchen, you know your not gonna get rid of that couch untill you get rid of the roaches.

 

[riff]

She's stressed-out and having a rough day.

She must be because I put a major guilt-trip on her ass and she promises she will just come and bang on my door the next time.

I tried to explain to her the importance of letting off steam.... And that dancing is one of the ways I let out steam.

I'd fuck her, but she is not my type and she would not have me anyway. I'm not a republican.

 

[TN_Vixen]

You are not a bowhead TN. Remember my opinion on the little glitter-craft sweatshirts? Well, there you go.

LMAO. Alright, the reference did the trick. But, in all honesty I'd never heard the term "bow-head". I can now proudly say that I learned something today.

 

[riff]

Yeah, my neighbor can kiss your ass too. Fucking fantasy land bitch. Now go clean your kitchen, you know your not gonna get rid of that couch untill you get rid of the roaches.

I cleaned my kitchen just Thursday. And I have washed my dishes since.

But I need to "catify" my place.

 

[Mike Hammer]

I cleaned my kitchen just Thursday. And I have washed my dishes since.

But I need to "catify" my place.

I see, well then fuck the neighbor and let the pussy hair fall where it may.

 

[La Principessa]

I cleaned my kitchen just Thursday. And I have washed my dishes since.

But I need to "catify" my place.

Catify?? what is catify? then again...what is "bow-head"?

 

[riff]

Catify?? what is catify? then again...what is "bow-head"?

Amelia and Umberto have their lifestyle. I have mine. I must accomodate.

Accomodation is the only option. Umberto is the shit. I should have named him, "Mini-me," but unlike him, I have my things I like.

For instance: it pisses me off when he (and Amelia is not unguilty here either) knocks over the stack of tapes by my VCR. I don't like to wake up with Buddah's head on the floor next to his torso.

But life goes on.....

 

[Anais Dahl]

I hate my neighbor too.
I am actively plotting to kidnap her pet rabbit.

Shh. Don't tell.

 

[Kitte]

Im sorry you are having neighbor difficulties...I love mine...I am just about to head out to the sex shop to help pick out a gift for My neighbor with her hubby Pervs of a feather flock together I guess

 

[La Principessa]

Amelia and Umberto have their lifestyle. I have mine. I must accomodate.

Accomodation is the only option. Umberto is the shit. I should have named him, "Mini-me," but unlike him, I have my things I like.

For instance: it pisses me off when he (and Amelia is not unguilty here either) knocks over the stack of tapes by my VCR. I don't like to wake up with Buddah's head on the floor next to his torso.

But life goes on.....

Just wait until Umberto finds out how nice and warm your computer monitor is!! you won't get him off it while you're online!!

isn't it better to talk about the kits instead of your "bow-head" neighbor??

 

[riff]

I don't hate her. And she knows that.

She is a very sweet, unassuming, good-natured person. You should marry her.

I want a bitch. LOL

(that's a joke...)

 

[takingchances42]

I'd fuck her, but she is not my type and she would not have me anyway. I'm not a republican.

Opposites attract. You know you want her. Your thread here just shows how strong the denial is. She wants your bad boy liberal ass too. Is probably masturbating right now thinking about you. Go ahead. Go downstairs and let that animal passion go, turn her into your republican slut toy. She's waiting for you...

 

[riff]

Opposites attract. You know you want her. Your thread here just shows how strong the denial is. She wants your bad boy liberal ass too. Is probably masturbating right now thinking about you. Go ahead. Go downstairs and let that animal passion go, turn her into your republican slut toy. She's waiting for you...

You must think I am an idiot. No problem- I often feel the same way!

But my father, god protect his sweet dysfunctional soul, told me (besides, if you would not eat it, don't put your dick in it")

Well. Good old dad said not to shit on your doorstep.

 

[celiaKitten]

(besides, if you would not eat it, don't put your dick in it")

Well. Good old dad said not to shit on your doorstep.

Methinks you should start a thread called: riff's words of wisdom.