Submissive Timmy
Experienced
- Joined
- Aug 18, 2003
- Posts
- 35
Hi, my name is Timmy. *chuckles* I say that as if everybody will all at once bob their heads and go, "Oh, THE Timmy! Hi!" Alas, nobody will recognize my Aura in this forum. Literally, this is a "forum", right? I babble, as always. I feel like a fish out of water here. I generally lurk in forums if I ever frequent them. Though, I can't say I've really frequented literotica much. On Open Diary, I'm a God. :: emits Aura ::
I post not expecting much. I was told that I should post here expressing my love of The Vagina, and I'd get some response? I laugh.
I love The Vagina.
*pauses* That doesn't seem to have the right feel to it. I could refer everybody to Pussism, but that would take too long. Pussism, as in the (mock) religion I created dedicated to The Vagina. I think The Vagina is a beautiful thing. I hope to someday learn ancient art of cunnilingus. Alas, I can't seem to hold girls long enough to have them teach me the art. Someday, I say.
I like holding hands, molasses cookies, playing video games, masturbating, rolling around the snow in the winter, putting my hair in pigtails, wearing nail polish, admiring the female form, writing, sleeping, making fun of movies, driving aimlessly, ENDLESSTACOSALADSOFDOOM, Romulan Ale (blue raspberry soda), masturbating, shaving my balls and my armpits, taking pictures (of things, people, and myself), being lazy, checking the source code of html pages, sharing TimmyPorn, long conversations into the night, being amusing, being perverted, being immature, being mature, masturbating, discussing philosophy, fantasizing about being a sex slave to a loving Mistress, making fun of Republicans, offending people with my honesty, minors, making computers do things they weren't supposed to do... Have I mentioned that I like pleasuring my weiner?
Wait, why was I posting this thread? I forget. Hi. *waves*
I post not expecting much. I was told that I should post here expressing my love of The Vagina, and I'd get some response? I laugh.
I love The Vagina.
*pauses* That doesn't seem to have the right feel to it. I could refer everybody to Pussism, but that would take too long. Pussism, as in the (mock) religion I created dedicated to The Vagina. I think The Vagina is a beautiful thing. I hope to someday learn ancient art of cunnilingus. Alas, I can't seem to hold girls long enough to have them teach me the art. Someday, I say.
I like holding hands, molasses cookies, playing video games, masturbating, rolling around the snow in the winter, putting my hair in pigtails, wearing nail polish, admiring the female form, writing, sleeping, making fun of movies, driving aimlessly, ENDLESSTACOSALADSOFDOOM, Romulan Ale (blue raspberry soda), masturbating, shaving my balls and my armpits, taking pictures (of things, people, and myself), being lazy, checking the source code of html pages, sharing TimmyPorn, long conversations into the night, being amusing, being perverted, being immature, being mature, masturbating, discussing philosophy, fantasizing about being a sex slave to a loving Mistress, making fun of Republicans, offending people with my honesty, minors, making computers do things they weren't supposed to do... Have I mentioned that I like pleasuring my weiner?
Wait, why was I posting this thread? I forget. Hi. *waves*
