Not Normal
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Don't call me oldOld dudes sticking together. It's adorable.
My milkshake
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Garnate
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You're like a toddler compared to them.
Not Normal
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Whew.
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lovecraft68
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Wow, and I thought I was bad....
I just stick with Jack and Coke you can't go wrong. When I'm in the mood for change I leave out the coke.
On another note....I have to be very careful when I type coke or cock because I mix them up all the time.
When I edit my stories I find things like
She did a line of cock(that could work in a group story I suppose)
He popped open a can of cock.
people are always snorting and sniffing cock and my female characters love to go down on a nice big thick coke.
Okay, rambling, time for some of that Cokeless Jack.
Garnate
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lovecraft68
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Not a typo I assume.
Meanwhile I noticed my wife wrote down she wants a case of cock....should I be worried?
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DesEsseintes
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Not a typo I assume.
Meanwhile I noticed my wife wrote down she wants a case of cock....should I be worried?
Vintage cock?
Pookie
Chop!! Chop!!
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lovecraft68
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Yes, she said cock zero isn't satisfying at all.
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lovecraft68
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I bet. Hope it's a good year for you both.
Thank you, it would have to be better than last year, trust me.
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patient1
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Don't worry Princess Lorilei, you can still sparkle- just smile!
If that doesn't work, dust your body with glitter and post pictures.
bluebell
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See: Dolf's splooge thread for additional sploogey uses. In this case, face glue for butt tiaras. Or butt glue for face tiaras.Isn't it, though? Because I get that.
Just watch the eyes this time! PLEASE.
I'm laying blame on Sinny. That's e-wife work.
Lorilei
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!!!
!!!Don't worry Princess Lorilei, you can still sparkle- just smile!
If that doesn't work, dust your body with glitter and post pictures.
See: Dolf's splooge thread for additional sploogey uses. In this case, face glue for butt tiaras. Or butt glue for face tiaras.
I'm laying blame on Sinny. That's e-wife work.
It is? She's a slacker. As am I.
Eyereadtoo
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Damn, she broke out the fuckin' tiara. Now we have to bow and curtsy to her.
Damn!
Just damn!
Damn!
Just damn!
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Don't worry Princess Lorilei, you can still sparkle- just smile!
If that doesn't work, dust your body with glitter and post pictures.
......
The mental image of her nakedness all aglow with glitter...now that's the kind of motivation that would make a man hammer through concrete.
With his penis (if that wasn't clearly implied).
Sinny
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See: Dolf's splooge thread for additional sploogey uses. In this case, face glue for butt tiaras. Or butt glue for face tiaras.
I'm laying blame on Sinny. That's e-wife work.
spacekowboy
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