My memorial vacation...

[Guest]

 

[Dillinger]

Had you used sunscreen then fucking all those guys would have been a lot more comfortable... *lol*

It sounds like you had quite an adventure and quite a learning experience as well as a fun time. Good for you!

And thanks for taking some time to humor my oversexed imagination as well.

 

[Guest]

 

[Weird Harold]

Yeah, the lessons are as follows:

1. Sunscreen
2. Try to make plans around that monthly friend.
3. Go camping with SINGLE men!!
4. more sunscreen.
5. take rocks, that amuses the entire camp
6. bourbon is my best friend until the next morning in the bright light.
7. Did I mention SINGLE MEN!! I need SINGLE men to go camping with?? A single man with sunscreen... *drools*


you asked for it so you got it.

You forgot, "never go camping with a rocket scientist (or geology nut.)"

 

[Bushido71XS]

Holds up a bottle of Hawaiian Tropic Dark Tanning Oil

You mean like this?

 

[Guest]

 

[Bushido71XS]

Heh Heh Heh

 

[Guest]

 

[Bushido71XS]

If my body didn't hurt, I would get you!

 

[Bushido71XS]

If my body didn't hurt, I would get you!

Promises, Promises

 

[Guest]

 

[Bushido71XS]

I do so love tempting fate

 

[Guest]

 

[freescorfr]

I envy you, Luscious - your sunburn - or rather the sun. You make me laugh and I love the rock bit. Clearly you are a girl who can tell a man by his rocks.

 

[Rambrat]

NOW the real story:

I know that Dillinger is just busting to know the real story so here it goes…

Yeah, there were seven guys and I fucked the living shit out of all but one. They had me in the lake, on the boat, in the bus, next to the camp fire, in the porch tent… I have scrapes and bruises in places that I didn’t realized existed till this weekend.

One particular night, I was sleeping due to just fucking exhaustion when I heard someone unzip my tent. When I looked up a hand was coming over my mouth and muffled my panicked scream, I then realized it was Doc. He put his finger over his mouth to make a SHHH sign. I shook my head in agreement then he motioned for me too look down and there was the biggest cock in the world!! Even bigger than Gnufi’s!! I swear! I nearly passed out from the mere sight of the monster till I seen him run his hand along the length of it and knew I had to have that giant! Then, Bashful woke up and decided that he had to join into the events.

I once looked up and someone had tied Dopey to a tree and was wiping his bare ass. All the time he was saying, “that damn rock did to look like her ass!”

Oh, by the way, I vow to never leave home without sunscreen again! [/B]

let's go camping!

 

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[Rambrat]

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You're not going to play the part of Dopey?

Please say no, please say no...

Why would you think that?

 

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[Rambrat]

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I have to make sure that there is no Dopey's on my next trip!

I'm only Dopey when I stand next to you...