My marble counter is like chiseled ass...

[4est_4est_Gump]

Damned cutting board is all wobbly.




I'll have to hire a sculptor now. Maybe I can get him to do the ceiling too...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I can install a nice three-member crown molding, some wainscoting and a chair rail for you.


And maybe cut a nice model A grille into the wall and add some glass and shelves and make a creative planter/windowbox.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

A chair rail for my steps?





The whole front end sans engine as a bar...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Depends. They're kind of short.


Not to fear. I found a Pierce Arrow parts cars with grille and hood and cowl for sale cheap.


It's longer and would seat more. And be like Hickey.


The headlights in the fenders are too cool for words. Maybe it'll catch on.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I don't offer a wide selection to my guests.


Some 3.2 beer in a pony keg and Comanchero whiskey.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Can we set the headlights to strobe and disco ball?



Maybe some air shocks to raise an lower it...

Low-riding for my "working" friends.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Why not?


Pierce would have done it already, if only they had known.


If Doyle had hired smarter guys, none of this would have happened.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You can't get smart guys to take up dyin' for a livin'...



Has to be fueled by revenge.

*spit*

 

[Honey123]

as long as it doesn't smell like ass.....

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

as long as it doesn't smell like ass.....

It smells like spilled guacamole...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I'd put guacamole in that ass and dip it out with . . . chips.





But then, some are sicker than others.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The counter is just so far from where I want the bar...





I need warped-bottom bowls. Maybe I can drive down the Interstate and look for a imperfect walnut-bowl outlet...

Maybe a wood carver...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Maybe a rookie trade school grad can carve what you need.


Hire the one who still has fingers.


He's too stoopid to get his dumb ass on disability, so no ObamaDollars for him.


It might help if he's missing one eye, to keep things in "perspective".

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Why do you hate the VoTech?



I'm going to give the class 220-grit and let them get to it to earn their EH...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

My experience with The VoTech was pretty poor. There was always some asshole bringing in projects to work on, free, on class time . . . and I have the sneaking feeling he was getting paid by the car's owner.


Yes, I have run a con or three in my day, and I recognize the smell.


I learnt mahself to cope crown molding by watching over a guy's shoulder - once.


Upside down and backward.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

My experience with The VoTech was pretty poor. There was always some asshole bringing in projects to work on, free, on class time . . . and I have the sneaking feeling he was getting paid by the car's owner.


Yes, I have run a con or three in my day, and I recognize the smell.


I learnt mahself to cope crown molding by watching over a guy's shoulder - once.


Upside down and backward.

I felt superior to the VoTech crowd.

Hell, we were all dual-enrolled, but I was a know-it-all liberal arts major and they were DUMMIES!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I felt superior to the VoTech crowd.

Hell, we were all dual-enrolled, but I was a know-it-all liberal arts major and they were DUMMIES!

They didn't like me.


I felt oppressed.


And then they recommended flap holsters, and I was done.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Nobody liked me.


I needed flapped lips. I let them know I was a superior being; the Sheldon Cooper prototype.

 

[Bidin~Time]

There's a place close to me that carries bowls such as you describe, Cap'n. Beautiful bowls of every description; the likes of which you just want to touch and hold just to make sure they're real and not some figment of imagination. However, they are made by 'artisans' and prices give me palpitations.

The ones made from walnut are especially pretty.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

There's an outlet store on the way to Branson that is to die for...




Then you can go see the Osmonds! SWEET!

 

[Bidin~Time]

Will jay and merrill be there?

 

[JohnnySavage]

How many marbles can your counter, count?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Will jay and merrill be there?

No Doubt! sans Gwen...

How many marbles can your counter, count?

I can't keep them on it...

 

[Bidin~Time]

Poor Gwen, she never gets to have any fun.



Have you tried putting sides on the marble?

 

[chillywilly2]

I need some crown done...but I gotta get the doors in first