My man and my kidlet are working together.

[warrior queen]

It's a lovely thing to see.... my man, and my kidley bean (from my ex relationship) are down the hill slashing grass to control snake habitat.
It's wonderful - they get on extremely well, and the kidlet is constantly learning new things, and actively seeking out the company of my guy so he can learn more.
I'm going all mushy with love for the 2 of them

On another note... I can't believe my man is working today after having surgery yesterday!
His face is swollen and bruised to hell after his accident and surgery, but he only took the rest of yesterday off, and today has got right back into things again.

 

[ReadyMike]

You've been taking his pain pills.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

You've been taking his pain pills.

...lol

 

[blobfish]

Based on the title, I was expecting another sex thread.

 

[chillywilly2]

He must want to get out of the house real bad

 

[killallhippies]

He must want to get out of the house real bad

wouldn't you?

 

[chillywilly2]

wouldn't you?

yeah..I hate being couped up

 

[evesdream]

yeah..I hate being couped up

Couped
(kŌpt)
a. 1. (Her.) Cut off smoothly, as distinguished from erased; - used especially for the head or limb of an animal.

 

[chillywilly2]

Couped
(kŌpt)
a. 1. (Her.) Cut off smoothly, as distinguished from erased; - used especially for the head or limb of an animal.

well shit...I mean stuck inside, you know, like stuck in a chicked coop...I really gots to work on my speeling and grammars

 

[KRCummings]

Maybe the man and kid aren't racist pieces of shit. Probably are though. The scumbag OP surely influenced them.

 

[warrior queen]

He must want to get out of the house real bad

wouldn't you?

I think it has more to do with the fact that my man hates snakes, and there was a snake sitting by the letterbox when we drove home from his surgery on Tuesday!
And he doesn't want me to get bit again this year.

It's going to be a bad year for snakes here - already my neighbours have had 3 by their house.

 

[Aquagal]

I want to see pics of his broken jaw.

 

[warrior queen]

I want to see pics of his broken jaw.

He's happy for me to put my pics up.... but he doesn't want any of him here, so that's not going to happen

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

He's happy for me to put my pics up.... but he doesn't want any of him here, so that's not going to happen

you should PM me the original pic of your AV, that would be nice to see

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

It is gearing up to be the start of the coldest part of the year, here in the Boston area.
Does that mean the weather is starting to get very warm, where you are WQ ?

Does that mean the snakes are getting more active, because they love the hot sun and warm air?

Is this time of year, part of their breeding cycle ? (Are they looking for snakey love ? )

 

[warrior queen]

It is gearing up to be the start of the coldest part of the year, here in the Boston area.
Does that mean the weather is starting to get very warm, where you are WQ ?

Does that mean the snakes are getting more active, because they love the hot sun and warm air?

Is this time of year, part of their breeding cycle ? (Are they looking for snakey love ? )

It's definitely warming up here - the last 2 weeks have been in the low 20's C.
Yes, this is part of the cycle.... they come out of hibernation around Oct/Nov, and get busy (and aggressive!) looking for a mate.
They're also a lot more venomous at the beginning of the season.

 

[eyer]

Herpes.

 

[killallhippies]

Statues of age-old, stone-shed tears,
There's a myriad of reasons why,
None of which I need to hear.
What I'm listening for resonates at very low frequencies,
Only seismologists speak to me.

Recently, wheels that squeak have no sequel,
Refusing to roll like predictable people.
The nunnery is harnessing sexual frustration,
Converting it into fuel,
Powering the congregation
Tour bus for a time travel fantasy.
Six thousand years in the past to dismantle the
Ludicrous theories of secular scientists,
Backing their statements with useless appliances.

I apply knowledge from tabloid horoscopes.
Reminding me, all is not lost, there is hope.
Play the lottery, unplug the discord.
Flex your authority, carry a clipboard.

My life is fleeting; I shall soon befall the fate of mortals.
My only dying wish is to be greeted at the portal
Of all eternal hell by he whom I've put all my faith in.
I'll dedicate my afterlife to serve the mighty Satan.

Look at the bottom of that fir tree. A tell-tale sign,
Somebody was here. Wired it up, put it together in no time.
Who did the deed? Who tried to rid the woods of three dudes that cuss too much and do no good?
They trample vegetation with their ATV's,
So now they're fuckin' with the ghost of Johnny Appleseed.
And he's a charitable spirit, but not so Christ-like
He wouldn't take his tin-pot hat to their windpipes.

My life is fleeting; I shall soon befall the fate of mortals.
My only dying wish is to be greeted at the portal
Of all eternal hell by he whom I've put all my faith in.
I'll dedicate my afterlife to serve the mighty Satan.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Hmmm- What is poisonous and death dealing to us, might work like an an aphrodisiac for the snake.
Biting each other might be part of the romancing dance.
(Aren't they immune to their own venom ? Kinky lil' monsters! )

 

[Laurel]

yeah..I hate being couped up

Couped
(kŌpt)
a. 1. (Her.) Cut off smoothly, as distinguished from erased; - used especially for the head or limb of an animal.

Doesn't sound like much fun.

 

[warrior queen]

My 15 yr old kidley bean had his first job interview today!
And given that he was the only applicant to be wearing his pants correctly (not showing half his ass and his designer jocks), as well as the only one with neat, short hair, a buttoned up shirt, and closed-in properly laced shoes.... I reckon he's in with a really good chance

 

[blobfish]

My 15 yr old kidley bean had his first job interview today!
And given that he was the only applicant to be wearing his pants correctly (not showing half his ass and his designer jocks), as well as the only one with neat, short hair, a buttoned up shirt, and closed-in properly laced shoes.... I reckon he's in with a really good chance

Was it a brownshirt?

 

[warrior queen]

Was it a brownshirt?

You're getting better!

Ok, ok.... so I coached him about 'first appearances'....
But that's what Mummies are for

 

[123Josh]

I want to see pics of his broken jaw.

me too!

 

[SeaDaddy1]

In my country, we call snakes in the grass "politicians". Habitat control doesn't work.