My lowest rated story now has my highest number of views - how do I claim my prize?

Averages gonna weight weight weight weight weight
And the cargo gonna freight freight freight freight freight
Masturbators gonna bate bate bate bate bate
I’m gonna castrate rate rate rate rate
Cut it off, I cut it off, I, I
I cut it off, I cut it off, I, I

Em (who needs to be put to bed)
 
Averages gonna weight weight weight weight weight
And the cargo gonna freight freight freight freight freight
Masturbators gonna bate bate bate bate bate
I’m gonna castrate rate rate rate rate
Cut it off, I cut it off, I, I
I cut it off, I cut it off, I, I

Em (who needs to be put to bed)
Remember ONLY IF HE LIKED IT.
 
My first is my highest rated. Since then every new story has a got lower rating then the one before.
So I think we can all agree that I peaked early.
And now I’m a has-been 😀
 
Maybe it is readers expressing their anti-nerd sentiment? Everything is political these days ;)
 
My first is my highest rated. Since then every new story has a got lower rating then the one before.
So I think we can all agree that I peaked early.
And now I’m a has-been 😀
I really should get back to writing when I have the time and energy again....and I'll have to check out your stories sometime :)
 
Damn. It's been a while since I've visited your submissions list. You've been busy. I'll have to check out some stories.
 
The same is true for me too - a story called The Upside. It's more vanilla that a lot of my other works - I have D&D stories and noir detectives and space Victorians elsewhere, but it has no such unusual elements. (Content warning, it's also an NC/R story.)

I try not to worry much about what will have mass appeal or get the highest rating and just write what my muse compels. I still do worry, but I try not to.
 
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