My local barber

[Liar]

...just revamped the place and the sign outside now says "hair sculptor".

Welp, not trusting him with scissors near my head ever again.

 

[trysail]

...just revamped the place and the sign outside now says "hair sculptor".

Welp, not trusting him with scissors near my head ever again.

That's a wise decision.


I've got a lady barber. She's a talker so it's sometimes difficult to be certain that she's heard my instructions.


The good news is that she charges $12.00 (I still have sticker shock even at that price).


In over eleven years, she's only drawn blood once.




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[thør]

I have a lady who cuts my hair, also. Her price hasn't changed in 20 years, but I seem to have less hair.

When I was in Greenland, the lady barber was so pretty I wanted to have my hair cut daily.

 

[phrodeau]

I always get a trim when the hair grows long enough to get caught between my toes.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I have a lady who cuts my hair, also. Her price hasn't changed in 20 years, but I seem to have less hair.

When I was in Greenland, the lady barber was so pretty I wanted to have my hair cut daily.

A woman barber? The fuck?

When I had dreads, women use to do my hair, but I wouldn't let one cut it.