My living will

[Guest]

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm going to have to make a copy of this and fill it out.

 

[Guest]

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I need to add lines for

_____ Flirt with any of the nurses

_____ Try to steal any of the hospital equipment

_____ Make repeated requests for "the fun drugs"

_____ Use the bed pan, some tubing and the lunch tray to make a MacGyver style booby trap for the interns

 

[rgraham666]

LOL.

Saving that one myself.