My list of people who should not be elected president in 2008

Lasher

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US Senator Sam Brownback (R-Kansas)
Former Governor Jim Gilmore (R-Virginia)
Former US House Speaker Newt Gingrich (R-Georgia)
Former New York City Mayor Rudolph Giuliani (R-New York)
US Senator Chuck Hagel (R-Nebraska)
Former Governor Mike Huckabee (R-Arkansas)
Congressman Duncan Hunter (R-California)
US Senator John McCain (R-Arizona)
Former Governor George Pataki (R-New York)
Congressman Ron Paul (R-Texas)
Former Governor Mitt Romney (R-Massachusetts)
Radio Talk Show Host Michael Savage (R-California)
Congressman Tom Tancredo (R-Colorado)
Former US Senator Fred Thompson (R-Tennessee)
Former Governor Tommy Thompson (R-Wisconsin)
Saint Michael Jesus Archangel (R-Michigan)
Edward Buck (R-Utah)
Allen Bunch (R-Georgia)
Hugh Cort III (R-Alabama)
John Cox (R-Illinois)
Robert "Bob" Haines (R-New Hampshire)
Curtis Hayward (R-Texas)
Millie Howard (R-Ohio)
Elvena E. Lloyd-Duffie (R-Texas)
Fred Ogin (R-Oregon)
William "Doc" Raven (R-Oregon)
Marshall Sanders (R-California)
Michael Charles Smith (R-Oregon)
Richard Michael Smith (R-Texas)
Former US Senator George Allen (R-Virginia)
Governor Haley Barbour (R-Mississippi)
Former Governor Jeb Bush (R-Florida)
Vice President Richard "Dick" Cheney (R-Wyoming)
Former US Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist (R-Tennessee)
Former Governor Frank Keating (R-Oklahoma)
Former Governor Bill Owens (R-Colorado)
Governor Tim Pawlenty (R-Minnesota)
US Secretary of State Condoleezza "Condi" Rice (R-California)
Governor Mark Sanford (R-South Carolina)
Former US Senator Rick Santorum (R-Pennsylvania)
US Senator Joe Biden (D-Delaware)
Former Army General Wes Clark (D-Arkansas)
US Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-New York)
US Senator Chris Dodd (D-Connecitcut)
Former US Senator John Edwards (D-North Carolina)
Former Alaska US Senator Mike Gravel (D-Virginia)
Congressman Dennis Kucinich (D-Ohio)
US Senator Barack Obama (D-Illinois)
Governor Bill Richardson (D-New Mexico)
Rev. Al Sharpton (D-New York)
Warren Ashe (D-Virginia)
Randy Crow (D-North Carolina)
Laura Davis-Aaron (D-Tennessee)
Michael Forrester (D-Colorado)
Dan Francis (D-New York)
Alfonzo Jones (D-California)
John Joseph Kennedy (D-Georgia)
Karl Krueger (D-South Dakota)
Sal Mohamed (D-Iowa)
James Prattas (D-Hawaii)
Ole Savior (D-Minnesota)
US Senator Evan Bayh (D-Indiana)
Governor Phil Bredesen (D-Tennessee)
Former US Senate Majority Leader Tom Daschle (D-South Dakota)
Democratic National Chairman Howard Dean (D-Vermont)
US Senator Russ Feingold (D-Wisconsin)
Former Vice President Al Gore (D-Tennessee)
US Senator John Kerry (D-Massachusetts)
Governor Janet Napolitano (D-Arizona)
US Senator Ben Nelson (D-Nebraska)
Governor Ed Rendell (D-Pennsylvania)
Governor Brian Schweitzer (D-Montana)
Governor Tom Vilsack (D-Iowa)
Former Governor Mark Warner (D-Virginia)
Chuck Baldwin (Florida) - Baptist pastor, radio talk show host, conservative activist, and 2004 VP nominee.
Jerome Corsi (New Jersey) - Author, journalist and conservative activist.
Jim Gilchrist (California) - Minuteman Project founder, retired accountant and '05 congressional nominee.
Don Grundman (California) - Chiropractor, anti-tax activist & frequent candidate.
Alan Keyes (Maryland) - Former US Ambassador, conservative activist, and frequent candidate.
Bryan Malatesta (Texas) - State party chair, accountant and anti-tax activist.
Elaine Brown (Georgia) - Ex-Black Panther Party Chair, nonprofit group executive and author.
Pat LaMarche (Maine) - Businesswoman, National Party Co-Chair, talk show host, 2004 VP nominee, & '02/'06 Governor nominee.
Former Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney (D-Georgia) - Ex-US Congresswoman (1993-2003 & '05-07), ex-State Rep. and Democrat.
Rebecca Rotzler (New York) - New Paltz Deputy Mayor, Party National Co-Chair, businesswoman, and community activist.
Kat Swift (Texas) - State Party Co-Chair, progressive activist & newspaper credit manager.
Jim Burns (Nevada) - Ex-State LP Chair & frequent candidate.
Dave Hollist (California) - Bus driver and frequent LP Presidential hopeful.
Dan Imperato (Florida) - Businessman.
Bob Jackson (Michigan) - Businessman, former Congressional candidate & ex-Republican.
Mike "Jingo" Jingozian (Oregon) - Software company founder & '00 city council candidate.
Steve Kubby (California) - Businessman, '98 Governor nominee & marijuana legalization activist.
Alden Link (New York) - Manufacturing executive & Army veteran.
Robert Milnes (New Jersey) - Progressive activist.
George Phillies (Massachusetts) - College professor, writer, LP "Reform" activist & '96 US Senate nominee.
Wayne Allyn Root (R-Nevada) - Sports handicapper, author & TV show host.
Christine Smith (Colorado) - Progressive activist & writer.
Stephen P. "Steve" Adams (Independent-Kentucky)
Celesta Baier (Independent Democratic Union Party-New Jersey)
Terry "Tee" Barkdull (New American Party-Nevada)
John Taylor Bowles (NSM/American Nazi Party-South Carolina)
Orion Karl Daley (Balanced Party-New York)
Cris Ericson (Marijuana Party-Vermont)
Vinnie Ferrari (Indepenent-DC)
Mark B. Graham (Independent-Florida)
Bob W. Hargis (Independent-Oklahoma)
Steve Kissing (Independent-Ohio)
Frank McEnulty (Independent-California)
Ralph Nader (Independent-Connecticut)
Arthur J. Regan (Independent-Massachusetts)
"Average Joe" Schriner (Independent-Ohio)
Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey (Vampire, Witches & Pagan Party-New Jersey)
Ben Thompson (Independent-Minnesota)
Lanakila Washington (Humanist Party-New York)
Rick Williams (Independent-Tennessee)
 
Cheyenne said:
By the Magic 8 ball? Is it back yet?

No. The Magic 8 Ball sees nothing but doom and gloom for '08 and wants no part of it.
 
So Hulk Hogan remains a viable candidate.

Hulkamania in the Oval Office? Could be!
 
Lasher said:
No. The Magic 8 Ball sees nothing but doom and gloom for '08 and wants no part of it.
Aw.... now I'm disappointed. How will I know who to vote for if the Magic 8 ball doesn't tell me?
 
Hopefully these guys will come up with a suitable canidate

http://abdp.users.***********/

Edited to add....fuckem if the American Beer Drinkers Party won't let me link to them, they won't get my vote.
 
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KRCummings said:
I would so vote for that.

I'm volunteering for the Lindsay Lohan/Ashlee Simpson campaign. If Star Magazine puts the full weight of its tabloid empire behind them, it's gonna happen.
 
LotusDreamer said:
I guess, alphabetizing 'em would've been too much.

Email the guy who runs the Politics 1 website and tell him to stop listing candidates by party, then.
 
MechaBlade said:
I can't help but notice that Michael Moore isn't on the list.

At the moment I'm only listing people who have expressed an interest in wanting the job.

Anyone who actually wants to be President is not qualified for the job.
 
No one who has served under President Shrub should be eligible. They are all criminals, with the notable exceptions of Powell and Whitman.
 
Lasher said:
Email the guy who runs the Politics 1 website and tell him to stop listing candidates by party, then.


I'm going to do just that, there are only two forms of order: alpha and numerical.

What is this "party"? This does not register.
 
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