My lighthearted thought of the day

[Quint]

(Disclaimer: this post was written with tongue firmly in cheek. Please do not take me TOO seriously this time)

So I was flying to visit my parents today, and on one of my flights the stewardess (feminism be "bah"ed for right now. I wouldn't undignify this woman with a "flight attendant" misnomer) came over to hand out Explosive Cheddar pretzel packets and take drink orders. The immediate thought was: she just HAD to be somebody's Mistress. She had such a no-nonsense attitude, and the general way she held her body conjured up images of crops smacking hands. I could practically hear her nonexistent stiletto heels clicking the floor of the airplane.

So I had the crazy thought of communicating that I too am part of the worldwide BDSM community. "Yeah, you know I could really munch on some pistachios right about now!" ::meaningful look, meaningful look::

::met with blank stare::

I mean, c'mon! Aren't we in an exclusive club? We need to have a secret code, a password to immediately identify each other and exclude the Unworthy Ones! Hey, O had her neato decoder ring. It's an idea, right, guys? Guys?

Anyway, it was an amusing thought while I lacked sleep. o)

 

[SpectreT]

So I had the crazy thought of communicating that I too am part of the worldwide BDSM community. "Yeah, you know I could really munch on some pistachios right about now!" ::meaningful look, meaningful look::

::met with blank stare::

I mean, c'mon! Aren't we in an exclusive club? We need to have a secret code, a password to immediately identify each other and exclude the Unworthy Ones! Hey, O had her neato decoder ring. It's an idea, right, guys? Guys?

Anyway, it was an amusing thought while I lacked sleep. o)

Quint?

Yer a nut...

(I had to say it)

 

[Quint]

Thank you, sir. May I have another?

 

[cymbidia]

http://members.aol.com/quagmyr/jewelry1.htm

I mean, c'mon! Aren't we in an exclusive club? We need to have a secret code, a password to immediately identify each other and exclude the Unworthy Ones! Hey, O had her neato decoder ring. It's an idea, right, guys? Guys?

Hell yes we're in an exclusive club!

We've got our Super Secret Pendants, though (and earrings and keyring danglies and tie clips and money clips and the like) with which we can flash each other.

That's gotta count for something like being a secret password, right? Right? Guys? Right?




(Funny post Quint! And it's good to see you back.)

 

[seXieleXie]

i don't think pistachios should be our secret code word, but maybe that's just me

 

[SierraMoon]

you are such a treasure Quint... i know exactly what you mean... i've tried to give others a meaningful stare, if i think they might be the slightest bit kinky, to let them know that i am too, and i am also met with the "blank stare"... lmao

 

[monster666]

It is rumoured that in the early days of christianity, when christians used to be fed to the lions on a regular basis, the secret identifier was for the first christian to draw half a fish in the sand, and the other to draw the other half.

Maybe the first BDSMer could draw the whole fish, and the second could scribble it out, like it was tied up with a bunch of rope.

Well, okay, that idea sucked. It was a try.

 

[WillowPuss]

Good idea but ...

Maybe the first BDSMer could draw the whole fish, and the second could scribble it out, like it was tied up with a bunch of rope.

Well, okay, that idea sucked. It was a try.

Just how often do you need a pen/pencil and a scrap of paper so that you can jot down that important number just to lose it again, and can't find one or the other or both?


Maybe a secret handshake type thingy-do?
But that could be awkward if you were a sub and didn't want to look too forward.

Orrrrrrrr ... something like ... I've outgrown vanilla as a flavour, how about you?

Nahhhhhhh - you would get more than just a blank stare with that one!


(Actually, this reminds me of a really bad punny type joke ... I obviously need more sleep!)

 

[WillowPuss]

Hell yes we're in an exclusive club!

We've got our Super Secret Pendants, though (and earrings and keyring danglies and tie clips and money clips and the like) with which we can flash each other.

That's gotta count for something like being a secret password, right? Right? Guys? Right?

I love some of those bits of jewelery - and directly I can find somebody who wants to employ a 45 year old has been ... I am going to buy something.

I have been wondering if I could make a bracelet or choker from bead weaving .... or maybe cross-stitch?

 

[DRxBlue]

0h, silly, SILLY Q-unit!*

You quite missed it. i supposed hunny's Dom lessons haven't progressed to this point yet, but even if they have, he wouldn't be allowed to tell you.

i suppose i'll be tortured for letting you know this, but ... like THAT would stop me.

Listen carefully now-- The "Blank Stare" IS the secret code!

i've no doubt you assessed the airline vendbot's sexual persuasion correctly, but in trying to naively "identify" yourself to her, you only identified yourself as a "newbie subbie".

She probably "smelled" that on you the instant you entered her turf.

(for an excellent thread on the subject see : http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=83117&highlight=subdar
Never really put her trigger finger on a good one here)

When you began to fish around for a way to get her to respond, she must have been extremely amused. i'll bet she was about ready to wet her pants by the time you got to "pistachios"!!

If she's half as good a Mistress as you were fantasizing, (c'mon admit it--you were fantasizing, weren't you?) she probably has these kind of encounters every day.

Ask our wonderful Shadowsdream how often She is assaulted by would-be "slaves" promising their undying servitude to Her. Ask Her how many have even the slightest idea what they are talking about.

i think that the "stewardess" in question must have really liked you. (how could she resist?) She kept up her Blank Stare in spite of your smitten subbie shenanigans. She was torturing you for FREE!

The appropriate thing for you to do would have been to tear open your blouse, baring your breasts, drop to your knees before her with your hands behind your back as if in handcuffs, your nose touching the floor, less than 2" from, but not touching her shoes.

It's all in the Newbie subbie's Handbook, Chapter 3 --"Offering Yourself" page 29 paragraph 3. You did get the Handbook didn't you?

The important thing to realize is this:

I mean, c'mon! Aren't we in an exclusive club? We need to have a secret code, a password to immediately identify each other and exclude the Unworthy Ones!

As a sub, (without a Handbook, i'll bet) YOU are the "unworthy one". Still want to play this game? --wench? ANSWER ME!

(ooo, sorry--i've been reading the Dom Handbook, there's some neat stuff in here)

Betcha my cheek's deeper than your cheek! i'd engage in a contest of "Who's Tongue is Longer?" ANY old day.

Thanks for the laughs, Q-unit
Blue


*(the misspelling of your screen name happened accidentally a while ago while discussing you with a dear mutual acquaintance. i thought it quite serendipitous, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious even)

(how does this thing mess up my spelling AFTER i press "submit"?)

 

[WillowPuss]

Re: 0h, silly, SILLY Q-unit!*

(how does this thing mess up my spelling AFTER i press "submit"?)

in exactly the same way it does mine too, I suppose! *sigh*

 

[Quint]

Blue, please tell me you have an opening in Preparatory School for Subbies. I must learn from you!

Betcha never thought you'd hear THAT, since you're even newbier than me. Your pride will lead you to many spankings...but not at my hand. o)

 

[SpectreT]

There's Handbooks?

I've just been making this up as I go along.... being me, sending out radar and esp, hoping for a little notice......

Crap.

No wonder everyone's been holding out on me.....

 

[cymbidia]

Get your BDSM Handbooks here!

Dom handbooks!

Switch handbooks!

Sub handbooks!


To get your own personal copies of the handbooks, PM James Blandings and RisiaSkye once a day for five days in a row requesting your copies.

That's all it takes, folks.

And don't stop for any reason (especially if they tell you to stop - think they want to give them out for free like this?) or you won't get your handbooks!


Get 'em while they last: BDSM Handbooks!

Dom handbooks!

Switch handbooks!

Sub handbooks!

 

[lilfrk]

LOL! cym you're just about evil.


My lighthearted thought for the day. It's not really a thought so much as a story. The little freak in the house is dragging Barbi around on a leash. I take one look at the Man with a raised eyebrow and he looks back at me and says. "Well that apple didn't fall far from the tree did it?"

I think I'm truly frightened. Thank You very much.

 

[DRxBlue]

Gee! i thought the "Handbook" thing was just a joke...

Then i heard that MzChrista is going to do a bootleg version of "The Dom Handbook" on James Blandings' back, in Morse code, with a singletale whip.

i hear she's going to do it backwards so he can read it in the mirror the next day! (after breakfast is over and the kitchen cleaned) Now that's control!

Maybe cym's not kidding?!?

Sorry Quint, i'm not really running a "Preparatory School for Subbies". (if i were, i'd have to punish you for constantly capitalizing "subbies") i'm stuck , like Spectre T, with making it up as i go along.

i don't see my lack of "skin to skin" experience as a total hindrance to making significant strides. Albert Einstein never even approached the speed of light, yet his gedankenexperimenten ("thought experiments" -- the only kind we can afford in my laboratory) proved to quite effective in the study of relativity.

If we all keep sharing our observations like this, i believe we can each contribute to the advancement of the Art and the Science of BDSM.

So let us all volunteer ourselves as experimental subjects for this worthy cause.

 

[Never]

Pistachios?
Que?

 

[DRxBlue]

Let me see if i can decode Q-unit's logic

i believe she was thinking that "since vanilla and pistachio are both flavors of ice cream, and a person into BDSM has rejected vanilla, then the mention of another flavor will give the hint that i'm not vanilla."

i'm not POSITIVE that her mind actually thought that, but that's my theory.

Nice to see you Never! i hope you don't mind me using your thread about "subdar and Dom-dar".

It seemed a perfect place to quote it.

Blue

 

[bluemouse]

ROFL

this is a great thread ~ the one time this secret code thing worked for me....ohhh was it funny!!

was talking books with this guy at work...had a few joking hints before that he was kinky...

attempting to recreate the conversation

me "ohh yes, Anne Rice is great!!"
him nods "i heard she wrote some sleeping beauty thing"
me slight blush and nod "yup...she did"
him "have you read them"
me "yeeeessss...."
him "oh, id love to borrow them sometime"
me "ummm....they...ummmmm"
him "yes?"
me "weeeeelll...lets just say they arent your typical anne rice"
him "ohh good...sexy, then, right??"
me laughing "a bit more than that"
him "oooo good"
me "ahhh, they are ummmm...kind of kinky...im not sure if you would like it..."
him "you'd be surprised..." ::meaninful look::
me "oh...oh...really??"
him "yep."


soooo, i bought him the whole set...lol

and all along, because of little things he had said, and interactions that i had seen him in, i figured if he was kinky, he was a sub...

learned later....

BOY WAS I WRONG

and thank god (whew!!) but,
that is another story......grinz

 

[Never]

Re: Let me see if i can decode Q-unit's logic

DRxBlue:
"i believe she was thinking that "since vanilla and pistachio are both flavors of ice cream, and a person into BDSM has rejected vanilla, then the mention of another flavor will give the hint that i'm not vanilla."

i'm not POSITIVE that her mind actually thought that, but that's my theory.

Nice to see you Never! i hope you don't mind me using your thread about "subdar and Dom-dar".

It seemed a perfect place to quote it.

Blue"

You linked to my thread. *gasp* Brute! You've sullied my honor. It's to your advantage that I am in a pleasant mood and inclined to let you off lightly. You can expect a horse head in your bed when you wake up next morning.

 

[Quint]

Re: Let me see if i can decode Q-unit's logic

i believe she was thinking that "since vanilla and pistachio are both flavors of ice cream, and a person into BDSM has rejected vanilla, then the mention of another flavor will give the hint that i'm not vanilla."

Yes, but I'd read on a very informative website that alt.com/bondage (or however that thing is formed. Never really visited there, just read of it thirdhand) refers to the BDSM lifestyle as pistachio. Undoubtedly it is just for the reason you stated above, but it wasn't MY idea. I'm just a lemming.

And Blue...very soon we'll have a friend in a position to impartially judge whose tongue is longer. o)

I loved that story, Bluemouse! So happy it worked out so ideally. I managed to wheedle some leather gear out of my mom (birthday in 7 days!), but it wasn't nearly as nice as meeting someone and discovering they're deliciously dirty. (Actually had that experience, but we were already cool with kinky. I just learned he had a very mean Dom streak...which I've toyed with irregularly)

 

[bluemouse]

smiles ~~~~ yes, what an experience!!!...oh...and please, call me mo

 

[DRxBlue]

B..b..but i'm nocturnal!

i'll still be up in the morning. Please have your delivery person call between 11am and 4pm if they really want to surprise me in my sleep.

(i don't suppose i'd be lucky enough to warrant a personal delivery, naa...my snoring would be more of a punishment for you than the horsehead would be for me)

Next time i'll petition for the use of even a fiber from any of your threads. You do have a lot of quotable stuff out there though.

mea culpa,
Blue

 

[bluemouse]

waves to the other, Blue, paul simon fan!!!

 

[DRxBlue]

Howdy mo!

This'll let me clarify that my previous post was to Never, tell you Bluemouse that i loved your story, and ask Q-unit,

How do you propose our friend judge the lengths of our tongues? ?