My Life With Minkey Boodle

[Marxist]

As some of you know, I live with Minkey Boodle. So far it's been pretty cool. She steals and farts in her sleep, but beyond that it's been great.

I think I'm gonna use this space on Lit. to document our life together and share it with our dear dear friends.

Enjoy the lovefest.

Minkey and that guy she calls her cousin saying goodbye. Ricans are affectionate people.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Shut up, Mookie!

 

[Jim_Henson]

Oh darling, stop lying about us

 

[Guest]

I collect cans for Minkey and she digs me.

 

[Guest]

 

[Minkey Boodle]

I collect cans for Minkey and she digs me.

At 5¢ a pop, how could I not?

 

[Rambling Rose]

Shut up, Mookie!

I don't want you goin' down to Sal's no more.

 

[riff]

How bored can you get, Marxist? Not boring, but bored?

Once I called the 1-8oo number on a bag of fritos and asked for a quick dip recipe.

It was a hoot.

 

[Marxist]

Angel, Minkey's daughter by Francisco Cabron. Her grandmother is fixing her hair in preparation for Angel's wedding to a fourth grader later that afternoon. As you can see, Angel was not happy to settle for an old maid marriage.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

I don't want you goin' down to Sal's no more.

Extra cheese, two dollas.

 

[Marxist]

Minkey's prom picture. She looks pretty much the same now except she's gone kinda 10 K blonde. Sexy, no?

 

[Minkey Boodle]

No habla.

 

[Marxist]

No habla.

Much to my enjoyment.

Have you seen my watch?

 

[Minkey Boodle]

que?

 

[Marxist]

que?

My watch, el clocko.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Someone's gotta bring home the dinero.

 

[Marxist]

Someone's gotta bring home the dinero.

I tap hard for you and Angel. Ungrateful.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Me hirió en lo más hondo.

 

[Marxist]

Help me out here, "Your wound needs John Wayne?"

 

[Marxist]

I collect cans for Minkey and she digs me.

Interloper.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Para enformacion en Español, marque ocho.

 

[badasschick]

Para enformacion en Español, marque ocho.

Beeep!!!!

 

[Marxist]

Para enformacion en Español, marque ocho.

"For information in Spanish, check eight."

You're reading a Wal Mart application aren't you? Minkey, stealin' plastic from the inside. Cool.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

I'm sharing my language with you, hombre.

 

[Pyper]

Para enformacion en Español, marque ocho.

LOL