My Life as a Fish

[sirhugs]

Joe is a real horn dog. Feel 'em, fuck 'em, forget 'em.
so the local coven weaves a spell condemning him to live as a fish.
Well, Joe the Fish is still horny, and though there may not be penetration involved, the idea of inseminating 100s of eggs appeals. But of coutse this is Lit so Joe never inseminates the fish.
What goes wrong, and how can this be made sexy, funny and sad all at once?

 

[shakna]

Curses are supposed to feel real shitty.

So what if, when the fish gets horny, he becomes human again, but right before the orgasm hits, he gets thrown back into being a fish and denied that?

Maybe have him sold from a pet store, and have a woman have her tropical fish in her bedroom, where she gets changed? She might even think it's a dream, at first.

 

[sirhugs]

Honestly, not to be nasty, but I'm really just curious; isn't the animal-rule similar to the child-rule? No thinking of, no watching, no listening, not being within a 1-mile radius of sex?

I know those rules definitely don't apply when Joe and all other fishes in the pond are clearly presented as fantasy-animals, but given your comment 'of course this is Lit'... I think you should be really careful not to make it look anything close to what could be a real fish, and I seriously wonder if you could make horny Joe interact with 'real' fish in any way in Lit-stories


I could see piercings coming up.

The Bestility rule differs a bit:

• Bestiality - sexual activity between humans and real-life animals will not be published; human sex with fantasy characters, monsters, furries, anthro, etc. are allowed.

So it seems that the real fish could be around in the fish tank as long as there is no sex with them. I like the idea of Joe stuck in the fishbowl or tank in her bedroom watching, unable to even masturbate . But there still needs to be an ending, I think.
I 'm pleased to see the serious response. The idea came to ne just as a line "Hi, I'm Joe. Joe the Fish." . I saw something bizzare, like Kafka's cockroach, but to me that is not Lit. The challenge is to combine the bizarre with something fun and sexy. I was stumped.
Don't understand why piercings.

 

[Carnevil9]

I could see him swimming around all the other fish, thinking "It smells like pussy in here!"