My left nipple itches

[Saint_Ann]

Every damn winter. Just one of the joys of being me.

 

[AllAmericanMale]

Your right nipple doesn't itch?

 

[brdplt]

Let us take a look, we may be able to help you

 

[Your_Goddess]

I hate it when that happens!!!

 

[Saint_Ann]

Your right nipple doesn't itch?

Affirmative.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Let us take a look, we may be able to help you

So like hold the phone up next to it and you make raspberries?

 

[AllAmericanMale]

Probably just needs fresh air...