pabloback
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A distinguished and immaculately dressed lady walks into a tattoo parlour
and
sits down. The owner is surprised to see such a sophisticated woman in his
seedy tattoo shop and asks how he can help her. He watches open-mouthed as
she unbuttons her coat, lifts her designer dress and reveals a complete
absence of underwear. She points to the top of her left thigh.
"Right here," she says, I want you to tattoo a turkey with the word
'Thanksgiving' under it." Then she points to the top of her right thigh.
"On
this side,"she says, "I want a Christmas tree, with an angel on top, and
underneath the tree I want the word 'Christmas'." The tattooist looks
puzzled. He says, "It's none of my business, but that's the most unusual
request I have ever had. Why in the world would you want that?" Well," the
lady replies, "I am sick and tired of my husband complaining that there is
never anything good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas.
<wink>
and
sits down. The owner is surprised to see such a sophisticated woman in his
seedy tattoo shop and asks how he can help her. He watches open-mouthed as
she unbuttons her coat, lifts her designer dress and reveals a complete
absence of underwear. She points to the top of her left thigh.
"Right here," she says, I want you to tattoo a turkey with the word
'Thanksgiving' under it." Then she points to the top of her right thigh.
"On
this side,"she says, "I want a Christmas tree, with an angel on top, and
underneath the tree I want the word 'Christmas'." The tattooist looks
puzzled. He says, "It's none of my business, but that's the most unusual
request I have ever had. Why in the world would you want that?" Well," the
lady replies, "I am sick and tired of my husband complaining that there is
never anything good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas.
<wink>
