My last orgasm was...

just now as I watched the Chicago kicker miss the game winning field goal :D:devil:
 
The first in a series to determine a long-term average in the number of steps my fitness watch records during self-help sessions. It's all for science....
 
Exquisite, self induced, magically inspired

Im just thinking we could a team.of Litsters to enter the world arm wrestling championships. Wed be champions every year lol
 
About 10 minutes ago. In the front seat of my car. Into the surprisingly eager mouth of a former co-worker :eek:
 
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