My last 4 dates

Barb Dwyer

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Reading this article made me reflect on some of the interesting dates I have been on, but seriously, none with people like this. However, I am wondering why the only 'normal' male described in this article is a guinea pig? :)


Belly-Button Lint Collector Makes World Record Book

By Lara Smith
Reuters

LONDON (Sept. 28) - Some people will do anything to get into the record books -- eat cockroaches, catapult coins or just sit around and navel-gaze.

Australian Graham Barker has extracted his own belly button fluff every day since 1984, collecting a world record 0.54 ounces.

His collection, perfectly preserved and cataloged, is just one of the weird and wonderful feats recorded in the 2002 edition of Guinness World Records, published on Friday.

''Some people gaze into their navel for inspiration. I look into mine and see navel fluff,'' said Barker, whose ambition is to collect enough navel pickings to stuff a pillow.

Briton Ken Edwards, a former rat-catcher and part-time entertainer, made it into the record book after eating 36 medium-sized cockroaches in one minute on March 5, 2001.

As part of his stage act he also stuffs 47 rats down a pair of pantyhose -- while wearing them.

Then there is Monte Pierce, who can catapult a coin just under 12 feet with his ear -- the world record for the furthest coin propulsion by an earlobe.

Pierce, who started yanking his ears as a child, can also cover his eyes with his lobes and pull them down under his chin.

Other bizarre record-breaking feats include the loudest burp, by Briton Paul Hunn, which registered 118.1 decibels -- comparable to a plane taking off, according to the record book.

Sooty was crowned the most romantic guinea pig after fathering 43 babies during a single night of passion with 24 partners in December 2000.

British actor Vic Gallucci holds the record for most appearances as a television extra. Since 1989 he has appeared 819 times as Detective Constable Tom Baker in police TV drama The Bill.

He has yet to speak a line.

Now in its 48th edition, Guinness World Records 2002 includes chapters on extreme sports, computer games, medical marvels and robots, as well as the classic fastest, slowest, tallest and smallest categories.

Reuters 09:57 09-28-01
 
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Yeah here in the midwest it should be entitled "Dating Or Is This What It's Like To Be Dead"
 
Remember those people who rode the roller coaster non stop for about three months to win a Jeep? Next on sick sad world. . .
 
Nessus said:


I have this theory that on a slow news day, jorunalists make up the weirdest shit and then set it in a location as far away from the readers as possible.:)

In the Australian press, the weird stuff is always happening in middle America - man keeps elephant as a pet, let's it sleep in the laundry in Texas sort of thing:D

Maybe in America, those slack journos set these mythical news stories in Australia?:D

Nessus, sadly you are correct. The seemingly untracable stories come either from a European location NO ONE has ever heard of, or the farthest unreachable parts of the Outback.

There is however one verifiable record in the book, though I don't know if it's still there, and that's of the guy from Alton, Illinois Robert Wadlow (I think that's his last name), was nearly 9ft tall. There plenty of actual news clippings, TV reports, and even a life size statue of him in the city. I see it all the time when I'm there, as I only live 25 minutes away.

R
 
I have never aspired to hold a Guiness (Book of World Records) record in any category. Although if pressed, I would love to be the one able to eat the most chocolate without gaining a single pound or developing cavities!

But I just love the first guy - "whose ambition is to collect enough navel pickings to stuff a pillow." What fun he must be on dates.

Hard working, industrious and ambitious! And can make his own Christmas gifts! Why any one of these men would be a great catch!

Maybe I need to move to Australia or Great Britain? (Kidding, guys!) ;)
 
Barb Dwyer said:
But I just love the first guy - "whose ambition is to collect enough navel pickings to stuff a pillow." What fun he must be on dates.

Hehehehe, I'd pay to be a fly on the wall. Who would even believe you ? "My date tonight has been collecting his naval lint for years. . ." That beats any fat chick story. (oooh she said fat chick. . .yeah yeah I used to be one so posh) :)
 
beckbabe,

Can't you just imagine what his idea of foreplay is? ;)

For some reason that reminds me of that old Gomer Pyle joke.

Gomer: LuAnn, can I stick my finger in your bellybutton?
LuAnn: Why Gomer! No! That is disgusting.
Gomer: Oh, pleeeeeeease, Luann, please let me stick my finger in your bellybutton!
LuAnn: No, Gomer. Absolutley not!
Gomer: Purdy pleae, LuAnn with sugar on top?
LuAnn: Oh, alright.

........

LuAnn: (screaming) Why, Gomer that aint my bellybutton!
Gomer: (grinning) That aint my finger neither!


ba da bing!
 
Damn... they took all my ideas for making Guiness. Guess its back to the drawing board.
 
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