my internet dish blew over

[Bert Notorius]

there are packets all over my roof.

 

[Bert Notorius]

this is serious, dammit. some of those packets are important.

 

[glynndah]

this is serious, dammit. some of those packets are important.

Emails from the Nigerian consulate?

 

[hobbit.]

Emails from the Nigerian consulate?

thanks for reminding me! i have to email my bank details to this chap over there...

 

[warrior queen]

I have 2 sattelite dishes on my roof. They were here when we moved in, and neither is connected.
This house is on a large hill and we get a shitload of wind, over 100km/hr, during the winter.
Surprisingly, neither dish has ever moved!?
We lose large trees every winter, but those damn dishes just stay there.
I should get them removed one day.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I can't spell satellite either.

 

[warrior queen]

I can't spell satellite either.

It's 4-30am, and I have been up for an hour handfeeding a poorly lamb.
I am barely awake, much less aware!

 

[Bert Notorius]

It's 4-30am, and I have been up for an hour handfeeding a poorly lamb.
I am barely awake, much less aware!

breastfeedining is better. (misspell intentional)

 

[warrior queen]

breastfeedining is better. (misspell intentional)

It would be, if I were a mummy sheep.
Sadly, sheep are not the brightest animals, and sometimes if they have twins, then get up and walk away and only one of the babies follow, they still assume they have their baby. And the other twin starves and dies.
But not this one! I will nurture it until I have to kill it

 

[Colonel Hogan]

this is serious, dammit. some of those packets are important.

Try not to drop any. Those are almost impossible to find.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Try not to drop any. Those are almost impossible to find.

i'm pinging for them...

 

[eyer]

my internet dish blew over

Can't you just blow it back up?