MY Indian Marriage if falling apart....help me please

[Siren]

 

[islandman]

LMAO

 

[KillerMuffin]

Denali is gorgeous. You should check it out one of these days when you're on vacation. I seriously recommend April or October so you can see the Lights and you don't have that many tourists.

Dress warmly!

 

[Saint Peter]

Denali is getting the indian cooking take out style. Smell his small indian willey. Hint of curry on it? Yep. I knew it. You poor thing you. Will your family have another unhappy arranged marriage for you? Sell you out for a goat and pair of old camels? You poor thing you.

Stay here in America. Get yourself a nice (but very slow) British car (made by acura but who is counting?) Marry a nice Scott with a large member. Live long and prosper.

 

[Siren]

 

[Blackbich]

OMG, Siren, I missed you while I was away.

You are definitely a bright shiny star in my world of darkness.

 

[islandman]

Kidnap him and hold him for ranson, say 9 million rupees. Indian families are rich, so they'll pay up to get their son back and you're free to go off and find yourself another man.

 

[Siren]

 

[SweetCherry]

LMAO

Hilarious, Siren. Simply hilarious.

 

[modest mouse]

Muffin,

Have you really been to Denali?

A poster of it hangs on my bedroom wall. I have never been.

 

[Laurel]

I dig Indian food.

 

[lavender]

 

[KillerMuffin]

Sure have, mousey. I've been there a few times. My favorite time was when I moved from Anchorage to Fairbanks. I drove through Denali in the beginning of April. There was no moon and it was dark when I went through. It was gorgeously lit up by the Lights reflecting against the snow. Greens, blues, red, yellows. We had a big season for 'em.

It was, it was....

It was the most beautiful thing that I have ever seen.

 

[islandman]

It's fucking awesome.

There's NOTHING like chicken tikka masala! YUM!

 

[Siren]

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Rupi girl...dump his skinny little asian ass and get yourself a big dumb mick, like me. I'll never make you eat curry, just praties and Jamesons. And my pores smell like Guiness.

But make sure you do well in the divorce. I have no saleable skills and plan on living off you and being drunk most of the time. When I'm not drunk I'll be reading James Joyce and being morbidly depressed. But thats better than those damn Indian movies, I bet.

 

[perks]

I loved that Kama Sutra movie, cause I'm a bit of a closet romantic priss.

 

[Siren]

 

[modest mouse]

I am so jealous, Muffster.

For some time now I have wanted to see the Northwestern troika of Denali, Banff, and central British Columbia. Somewhat similar but each has always fascinated me since my youth.

Denali is particularly elusive and i do hope to amke it some day.

Sounds like a stunning show of quiet beauty you experienced.

 

[Guest]

 

[Siren]

 

[KillerMuffin]

Mouse, one of these days you'll have to save up the dough to drive from V-land through BC and the Yukon, up to Tok, down to Anchorage and around Kenai, then up through Denali to Fairbanks, and then up the Dalton to Whitehorse.

I've seen the Brooks range. It's like nothing you can imagine. Think of the Rockies, only without vegetation. They're coated in lichens. Orange, yellow, red, purple, blue, green. Those are what color the mountains are.

Bring bug spray.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

I will do anything to not lose my income and lifestyle. And I also want to be able to not work and just be a rich Indian Wife. Can anyone help me?

Hmmm...how much money in the bank? How much life insurance? We might be able to work something out. I always wondered what some of those Kama Sutra positions would be like.

 

[Siren]

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Please to answer me and my dilemna. I need suggestions on what to do to make my Indian Marriage work. I am desperate and scared I will lose my Indian Husband Denali.

I will do anything to not lose my income and lifestyle. And I also want to be able to not work and just be a rich Indian Wife. Can anyone help me?

I have buddy wearing green suit. Seen him you have on disaster TV which you no doubt use avoiding horrible Indian movies. You will keep lifestyle and not have to watch Indian movies or sleep with curry smelling men your Indian husband will disappear leaving you as Rich Indian widow.