My husband's leaving for two weeks

[Rubyfruit]

I want to line up phone sex partners for every one of the 14 days.

If you're interested in applying, please list your qualifications here.












(edit)
Oops, I didn't mean for the big old happy face to go next to my husband leaving. I'm not happy about that. Just want to have some fun.

 

[Guest]

you're not too desperate for a good fucking are you?

 

[PowerOfOne]

If he is coming this way, Ruby, give him my phone number. I will send him back to you tired but happy and with a lot of cool new techniques! On the other hand, you already know my qualifications so put me on the list please. I will keep my phone line open.

 

[P. B. Walker]

for real?!! oh man oh man...

- PBW

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

I want to line up phone sex partners for every one of the 14 days.

If you're interested in applying, please list your qualifications here.

Male

Horny

I'll pay for my call

Small furry Animals

Kitchen Appliances

 

[Rubyfruit]

If he is coming this way, Ruby, give him my phone number. I will send him back to you tired but happy and with a lot of cool new techniques! On the other hand, you already know my qualifications so put me on the list please. I will keep my phone line open.

I'd send him to you in a heartbeat, Power, but he's overshooting you by a few states.

You know what? I'm a girl/girl phone sex virgin!

 

[P. B. Walker]

Can ya give us a hint on what kind of qualifications are good?

- PBW

 

[PowerOfOne]

I'd send him to you in a heartbeat, Power, but he's overshooting you by a few states.

You know what? I'm a girl/girl phone sex virgin!

Me too, Ruby but I don't think with our imaginations we would have any problem at all. Come to think of it, I have never had phone sex. I may have to just email you, Ruby.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Can ya give us a hint on what kind of qualifications are good?

- PBW

Imagination, confidence, filthy mind.

 

[JazzManJim]

You'll just have to trust me.

 

[Ragingbull]

I never did phone sex. I'll try anything once. If I'm thinking too hard about those two green beauties it'd be a real short conversation.

 

[P. B. Walker]

deep voice
kinky imagination
lots of practice
love to make it last
and willing to do the calling



- PBW

 

[Rubyfruit]

I never did phone sex. I'll try anything once. If I'm thinking too hard about those two green beauties it'd be a real short conversation.

That's cool, especially if it's on my dime. They aren't really green though, more like milky white.

______

Jim, you're on.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Jeeze, I thought you people liked me.

Ok, unregistered, you're first on my list. I'm going to rape your ass.

PBW - you've got it babe.

Power, you'll be my first girl.

Jim, you know I'm curious about you anyway.

Ragingbull - how can I resist that bulge?

Todd, as long as you don't quote the bible, I'm there.

______

Thread closed. I didn't really want 14 people anyway. Way too fast of a pace to keep up with.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Ruby and I was JUST about to offer.

 

[Debbie]

Jeeze, I thought you people liked me.

Ok, unregistered, you're first on my list. I'm going to rape your ass.

PBW - you've got it babe.

Power, you'll be my first girl.

Jim, you know I'm curious about you anyway.

Ragingbull - how can I resist that bulge?

Todd, as long as you don't quote the bible, I'm there.

______

Thread closed. I didn't really want 14 people anyway. Way too fast of a pace to keep up with.

I love ya Ruby, and I would love to get a call from you but I just know what would happen. I would be dumbstruck and all you would hear is the sound of *thud* as I hit the floor.
PS You just know that this thread will no longer remain closed. Your offer is too good to end here.

 

[Debbie]

Ooops I forgot to leave a list of my qualifications.

1. I give good poetry head
see below thread

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=61927

2. If I eat nutella and talk at the same time I sound like Marilyn Munroe.

3. I have had phone sex, granted it was with a prank caller and the call ended with a whistle blast butt he still called back.

4. Distance makes the heart grow fonder and I couldn't get much further away


5. I have a vivid imagination and write erotic stories. SO if I was lost for words I could read you one of my stories.

 

[Marxist]

Good to see I made the list.


I didn't . Fuck. I give good phone. Just ask Peach Bottom.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Ok, Chef, Debbie and Marxy added.

Chef, you're dialing babe. If I have one more international call on my bill R will kill me.

Deb, I promise to save some time on my calling card for you baby.

Marx, you know you've been wanting to shove your man meat somewhere inside this piece of fruit for a long time. Frankly, I love chocolate-covered fruit, so I'll pay.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Chef, you're dialing babe. If I have one more international call on my bill R will kill me.

Deb, I promise to save some time on my calling card for you baby.

You'll pay for an OZ call to an expat NZer, and not call me?

SEXISM... I tell ya!

 

[Rubyfruit]

Chef, it sucks doesn't it?

What can I say. Deb has a better ass than you.

 

[Marxist]

YES!!!!

Ok, now what do I do? I'm scared. Someone hold me.

 

[Debbie]

Chef, it sucks doesn't it?

What can I say. Deb has a better ass than you.

Just my ass does it? What about my dirty poem? Did that do nothing for you?
*Note to self, get brownie points by writing a poem about Ruby's 'girls'.*

*hug* Marxist, your kinda prickly ya know but I like ya anyway.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Chef, it sucks doesn't it?

Things you dont know...
You cant dream about....

 

[Demian]

Iz he in jail?

Ruby,
I've always liked your avatarz

I remember your first times here on the board

Too bad we can't patch things up like adults

Demian