My husband just paid me for sex

[lisalove]

Not a lot mind you...but here's how it went down:

Him: rubbing his crotch through his jeans, "c'mon baby let's do it"

Me: "naw, I'm not really in the mood"

Him: "please...I'll give you 10 bucks"

Me: rolling eyes, "fine, what the hell"

 

[Spinaroonie]

I would've paid him for a first post!

 

[dreamer]

You should've held out for more!!

 

[Black_Bird]

Funny. I bet that's exactly how it all got started; so innocently.

"Mmm. Me bump ugly wit you?"

"No. Head pounds."

"Mmm. Me get much meat. Need bump ugly!"

"How much?"

"Much muchem plenty."

"Okay, Me bump ugly."

 

[lisalove]

Actually, I tried to barter for a pizza too, but it was a no go.

 

[alexandraaah]

You did enjoy yourself, right?

 

[The Dipsomaniac]

heh heh heh heh... your my kinda girl!!!

 

[Sillyman]

Not a lot mind you...but here's how it went down:

Him: rubbing his crotch through his jeans, "c'mon baby let's do it"

Me: "naw, I'm not really in the mood"

Him: "please...I'll give you 10 bucks"

Me: rolling eyes, "fine, what the hell"

Ahh, True Love. It just brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?

 

[lisalove]

You did enjoy yourself, right?

It wasn't bad, thanks. However, I just kept thinking, if I'm getting paid that makes me a whore, yet I'm only getting 10 bucks, so I guess I'm a cheap whore.

Turned me on.

 

[The Dipsomaniac]

It wasn't bad, thanks. However, I just kept thinking, if I'm getting paid that makes me a whore, yet I'm only getting 10 bucks, so I guess I'm a cheap whore.

Turned me on.

Cheap whores are the best. ...so i'm told!

 

[dreamer]

Actually, I tried to barter for a pizza too, but it was a no go.

Damn hon, you NEED to take a negotiations class or something. Get him to order AND pay for the pizza before the price talks even begin.

 

[fonestud]

I WOULD HAVE GIVEN YOU 20 AND THE PIZZA ..

But you are limited to cheese and 2 toppings

 

[patient1]

It wasn't bad, thanks. However, I just kept thinking, if I'm getting paid that makes me a whore, yet I'm only getting 10 bucks, so I guess I'm a cheap whore.

Turned me on.

I didn't realize I posted. I was contemplating some snappy remark that wasn't so snappy, and thought I'd backed out.

 

[Sillyman]

Well, there is a school of thought that all women are whores essentially, since they almost never give out sex without asking for SOMETHING in return, on the other hand, if you put out for absolutely nothing at all, you would be considered a slut. Can't win sometimes.

 

[Bigdog]

Not a lot mind you...but here's how it went down:

Him: rubbing his crotch through his jeans, "c'mon baby let's do it"

Me: "naw, I'm not really in the mood"

Him: "please...I'll give you 10 bucks"

Me: rolling eyes, "fine, what the hell"

Okay, here's my question: Do all wives go for this, or is the 20 in my pocket just going to get me smacked?

 

[lisalove]

You're offering $20??? Hot damn you know how to party!

I don't know if most wives would appreciate that. The timing is important I think. Ideally, she should be drunk. I wouldn't recommend it if she's stressed out in any way, unless you like getting slapped across the face.

Do let us know how it goes.

 

[penguindance]

 

[MNGuy]

My wife knows how to make it work. Took $20, then when I was almost there, she stopped. Now I'm giving her the $20, doing an oil change, car wash, taking her to a movie, and going to the in laws.

 

[perks]

you took the money up front right? The man always tries to back out of the deal. I make him pay first!

 

[SpaceToast]

Wow, most married couples just give each other an allowance. I like this idea so much better-

-M@

 

[huskie]

Not a lot mind you...but here's how it went down:

Him: rubbing his crotch through his jeans, "c'mon baby let's do it"

Me: "naw, I'm not really in the mood"

Him: "please...I'll give you 10 bucks"

Me: rolling eyes, "fine, what the hell"

Lucky Basterd!!! I gave my wife my credit card and still didn't get any!!!!!!

 

[ksmybuttons]

Well, there is a school of thought that all women are whores essentially, since they almost never give out sex without asking for SOMETHING in return, on the other hand, if you put out for absolutely nothing at all, you would be considered a slut. Can't win sometimes.

I always expect some pleasure...I think that just makes me a pleasure hound. Maybe if I pay him...

 

[huskie]

Women get laid more than men do!!!!! I rest my case.

 

[ksmybuttons]

Women get laid more than men do!!!!! I rest my case.

If you didn't rest your case, it might get laid more often. A statement like that would indicate that women have more partners then men do...maybe...

 

[marksgirl]

I got a $50.00 tip for sex yesterday! Today I bought laundry soap, toliet paper, fabric softner, a new dish scrubber, dishwasher soap, bleach, a father's day card, and paper towels with it. Now he can wipe his ass with my tip. He will have clean clothes with my tip and get a card tomorrow with it too.