We need you, badly.
My husband and I have been doing this trying to do this "let's find a playmate on craigslist" thing for a year now, with no real success. But I know you’re out there, somewhere. So I am trying again, here, on Literotica... since its a bit more cerebral and a lot hipper.
A bit about us: My husband is in his late thirties, tall, very handsome, average build, sandy-haired, blue-eyed, and broad-shouldered. He is gentle, erotic, hysterically funny and clever. He is a musician and writer, artistic by nature, and has a graduate degree and a professional full-time job. My man has a quirky tendency towards British terms and mannerisms. Be forewarned.
He is a considerate and sensual lover, wanting to please as much or more than be pleased. And he has never had his one fantasy come true… he wants you, to be with us, and spend a night together, full of sexual and spontaneous fun. And he aches to do this, so badly… as do I.
I am in my mid-thirties, short, average build, devilishly cute with pixie-cut reddish-brown hair, full breasts, green eyes, glasses (but I can wear contacts, if you like). I also have a graduate degree and full-time professional job. My husband is more creative than I, but I also write a bit. I love stand-up comedy, good pizza, bad puns and all types of music, from hard rock to Ella Fitzgerald and anything in between. I laugh easily, love fiercely, and have not had a lot of things come easy in my life… so I could really use your help in making my own fantasy come true. I have been with women in the past, and had a steady girl in my mid-twenties, but it has been ages and ages since I have felt the touch of a woman, or had the indescribable pleasure of a woman’s body at my fingertips. Please let me feel that again.
Together, we live in southeastern PA, have three children and a dog, a wonderful relationship and a great deal of love for one another – a sort of storybook romance. All we are missing is you.
What we are looking for is a bisexual female who can be, first and foremost, discreet; I’m sure you can understand that. Our only other guidelines are: someone between the ages of 21 and 45, who does not smoke (cigarettes), doesn’t do heavy drugs (although we SO encourage the enjoyment of adult beverages), and who is not insane, criminally or otherwise. If you are artsy, goth or really funny… you have made our day. We aren’t looking for a long-term relationship, but rather for a night of laughter, libations and lascivious licentiousness. (Oh, and bright … we love bright people… as in, you didn’t need to look up three out of four of those L words).
Please come join us…. We both need you.
To respond privately. We so look forward to your email! Be well!
--Brigadier and Pixie
My husband and I have been doing this trying to do this "let's find a playmate on craigslist" thing for a year now, with no real success. But I know you’re out there, somewhere. So I am trying again, here, on Literotica... since its a bit more cerebral and a lot hipper.
A bit about us: My husband is in his late thirties, tall, very handsome, average build, sandy-haired, blue-eyed, and broad-shouldered. He is gentle, erotic, hysterically funny and clever. He is a musician and writer, artistic by nature, and has a graduate degree and a professional full-time job. My man has a quirky tendency towards British terms and mannerisms. Be forewarned.
He is a considerate and sensual lover, wanting to please as much or more than be pleased. And he has never had his one fantasy come true… he wants you, to be with us, and spend a night together, full of sexual and spontaneous fun. And he aches to do this, so badly… as do I.I am in my mid-thirties, short, average build, devilishly cute with pixie-cut reddish-brown hair, full breasts, green eyes, glasses (but I can wear contacts, if you like). I also have a graduate degree and full-time professional job. My husband is more creative than I, but I also write a bit. I love stand-up comedy, good pizza, bad puns and all types of music, from hard rock to Ella Fitzgerald and anything in between. I laugh easily, love fiercely, and have not had a lot of things come easy in my life… so I could really use your help in making my own fantasy come true. I have been with women in the past, and had a steady girl in my mid-twenties, but it has been ages and ages since I have felt the touch of a woman, or had the indescribable pleasure of a woman’s body at my fingertips. Please let me feel that again.
Together, we live in southeastern PA, have three children and a dog, a wonderful relationship and a great deal of love for one another – a sort of storybook romance. All we are missing is you.
What we are looking for is a bisexual female who can be, first and foremost, discreet; I’m sure you can understand that.
Our only other guidelines are: someone between the ages of 21 and 45, who does not smoke (cigarettes), doesn’t do heavy drugs (although we SO encourage the enjoyment of adult beverages), and who is not insane, criminally or otherwise. If you are artsy, goth or really funny… you have made our day. We aren’t looking for a long-term relationship, but rather for a night of laughter, libations and lascivious licentiousness. (Oh, and bright … we love bright people… as in, you didn’t need to look up three out of four of those L words). Please come join us…. We both need you.
To respond privately. We so look forward to your email! Be well!
--Brigadier and Pixie
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